Crackplot: Anything Goes?

Oct 16, 2006 02:32

If anyone's noticed, someone's been tampering with the calendars. Time's always been iffy, hereabouts, but today (the term, at this rate, being relative) it's even more out-of-synch than usual. Whoever did this, he's pleased with himself ( Read more... )

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truant_horatio October 16 2006, 20:55:11 UTC
*...Zara? You want to do the Law&Order!Danes?*

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truant_horatio October 18 2006, 02:32:46 UTC
I need to talk to you. We're supposed to be corroborating evidence.

Typist: ^^ Oh, dear. Um. I will just hide under my little Shakespearean rock now, if that's okay.

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thanitohercules October 18 2006, 02:34:30 UTC
I assume someone got you my case report? It's all in there.

Typist: ...I meant me...?

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truant_horatio October 18 2006, 02:40:04 UTC
Nope, no case report. What I got was a stick-it note with your name and division on it. *proffers sticky leetle piece of yellow paper on the end of his forefinger* I need to get a secretary.

Typist: Sorry!

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thanitohercules October 18 2006, 02:43:14 UTC
*gives him a little bit of a very charming grin (he just might think that's endearing)* Okay. I keep copies. Hang on. *goes back to his laptop just long enough to hit 'print' and then starts to go through a drawer stuffed with files*

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truant_horatio October 18 2006, 02:48:33 UTC
*is charmed, in spite of himself* Thanks. What's your opinion, anyway?

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thanitohercules October 18 2006, 02:50:55 UTC
It seemed pretty clear-cut from my end. His prints on the gun, motive as clear as day, and we never could get anyone to say they'd seem him in that bar that night. Ah, here. *hands over a rather thin file*

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truant_horatio October 18 2006, 03:00:29 UTC
*fingers it* Not much? Defence is gonna try to prove that there was dissociative reaction involved. Not quite an insanity plea, but something similar.

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thanitohercules October 18 2006, 03:02:56 UTC
Hey, that one's up to you. I'm just a dumb cop, but talking about bashing in someone's brains the morning before you go blow them out? That doesn't sound dissociative to me. Statement's in there.

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truant_horatio October 18 2006, 03:19:33 UTC
Delayed reaction due to shock. Thanks. *flips the file open* It's our job to prove that wasn't the case.

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thanitohercules October 18 2006, 03:24:07 UTC
Don't forget, I'm on your side.

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truant_horatio October 18 2006, 03:31:42 UTC
I know. That's why I'm hoping you can give me something. Is there anything at all you didn't put in the file?

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thanitohercules October 18 2006, 03:32:38 UTC
I put everything in my reports. All by the book.

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truant_horatio October 18 2006, 03:44:25 UTC
Nice of you. Will you testify for the prosecution?

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thanitohercules October 18 2006, 03:45:30 UTC
Sure. Juries love me.

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truant_horatio October 18 2006, 03:52:48 UTC
The all-female ones?

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