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[rhombal]

Hi. I think we need another bachelor(ette) auction, because they win. I also think I'm going to have Belial run the auction this time, despite the prospect of all hell breaking loose (ha, I'm witty--), because then people can bid with sins. Or something. We'll see.

Anyway! I don't want my fingers falling off again this time (the HTML killed

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[rhombal]

The notorious Anthony J. Crowley (1926bentley) is being offered, only because he needs to get out more (--and his typist is cruel). Crowley is known for his mischievous antics and pyromaniac behavior. While he used to be more social, his presence in the Mansion has now decreased -- but he's still very hot, with nice cheekbones, black hair, and sunglasses that he never takes off. He's a demon, but he's sweeter than he might look on first glance.

Miss Corrie Swanson (gothedtodeath) is an unconventional sort of pretty. Really unconventional. She has purple hair, leather clothes, and multiple piercings. Strangely enough, she probably has one of the most normal personalities out of this typist's puppets. She likes talking to strange people, but hates caves and cornfields.

Lucifer Morningstar (reign_inhell) always has to be auctioned off, because it's hilarious and he really fails at any sort of relationship. He's the Lord of Hell. And he's a bit of a bastard, but according to his canon, he's the Best Fuck in the Seen and Unseen Universe, at least? -- Er, anyway.

[salophile]

Here we go. This will be entirely too much fun.

Cornelia Delamere Pendergast (southernpoison): Ancient, proud, wise, and very insane. Former southern gentlewoman turned mad criminal-- but surprisingly lucid and pleasant to share a cup of tea with (providing she isn't the one who made it). Tells good stories and has very handy information, especially if you're looking for information on a certain family.

Andrew Compton (razor_hiss): Because I'm just not me unless I put at least two murderers up for grabs. Very thin, dark-haired, pale, attractive before he went to waste, and intelligent. Has a rather fascinating history of killing and then reusing his boyfriends. Very gay, so I'm putting this ad up to see A) if any women will bet on him, or B) if his current boyfriend will, and what sins he'll bid.

Xenophon (singingonwires): Slightly odd-looking handsomish dark-haired musical type, the sort of person who'd wear kohl instead of sunglasses. Very sensitive and very sweet. Also mute, but let's not let that get in the way of romance crack lust this. :D

Typists' bids only:

[dizmo]

Okay! Here goes nothing! I of course have three puppets. However, I shall auction five regardless. I'm special like that.

Severus Snape (prof_ssnape): Rather surly, sarcastic, not particularly attractive, but he is rather intelligent. Likes reading and... uh.. potions. Yeah. But not long walks on the beach, unless looking for ingredients.

Galahad (grailfinder): If you're looking for chivalry, and someone who wouldn't even dream of making a move on you on the first date (or second, or third, or any subsequent...), then this is the guy for you! Blond, very pretty, and... very... shiny?

Hastur (duke_hastur): Tall, thin, and redheaded, this demon knows how to have fun! If by fun you mean generally being annoying. However, he does have his moments, so maybe you'll be lucky!

Kit Ryan (onethat_gotaway): Curly-haired brunette, this feisty Irishwoman can be remarkably fun to hang out with, but she's more than willing to bust your balls if you get on her bad side! Just ask Johnboy.

Raziel (candybarangel): Ladies and gents, if you like blond beefcake, this is the archangel for you! He's a

[dame_grise]

Only one for auction. Believe it or not I only have something like 4 puppets still active. So please give a welcome to Elendil (_one_white_tree): He's very tall, powerfully built, dark hair and eyes. Rather non-descript otherwise. He carries himself in a more kingly fashion than he knows, though he is unfailingly polite (unless you're a grumpy elf king or some more recent unpleasant relative of his). He's charming when he wants to be and, at least at DF, has been known to visit both sides of the street.

Typist

[theboywho_lived]

Putting these up for the first time! As they're both currently married in DF canon then there will be no hanky-panky on the dates XD (unless they are specified AU). So just for amusement.

Draco Malfoy dracoslytherin 18, blond, pale and pointed in both features and personality, Draco's behaviour on a date will depend upon who you are. He could either get very critical and insulting or act like a well-bred gentleman. Either way it could prove entertaining.

Harry Potter theboywho_lived 18 with a forehead scar, black hair and green eyes behind glasses being most distinctive, otherwise kind of skinny and average-looking. Generally nice, a bit naive at times and probably a pleasant, if not a paticularly adept, date.

(I hope that's the info you need, etc. I haven't done this before.)