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[copprfield_crap]

So my name's Holden Caulfield. And you've probably never heard of me. But all you really need to know is that I goddamn hate phony people. I can't stand them.

Oh yeah, and the fact that I'm one sexy bastard.

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[tyriangalley]

*flails* OMG IT'S HOLDEN CAULFIELD!!!!! Iloveyou. Somuch. Um. Do come join the chat, please?

[jehan_prouvaire]

Oh, it's lovely to meet you, M. Caulfield! I'm Jehan Prouvaire; only Jehan is necessary. :) <-- a smiling face!

My typist has heard of you, and told me about your story. And you are quite attractive. :) I do hope you will enjoy it here; it's a rather nice group.

[copprfield_crap]

I never said I was attractive, but I guess you could say that.

And who's goddamn goin around talking about me? Well goddamn, that's just so disgusting, imma get that sonuvabitch who's been telling my story. I only tell what I want and that's that.

[jehan_prouvaire]

Oh -- er -- I -- well.....

....*shuts up*

[capital_r]

Phony people, perhaps, are some of the most idiotic creatures on the face of the Earth. Welcome to the madness, M. Caulfield.

[copprfield_crap]

I've been in the madness my entire life, ever since my little brother Allie died. The only real people in this damn world are kids, I mean, I'd do anything for my sister Phoebe and if any of those damn phonies screw her up, I'd sure give 'em hell, I would.

[valetudinarius]

Really, you are? I like you already, then.

Anyway, bonjour M. Caulfield. Attempt to enjoy yourself in this Hellhole of a mess, as it is right now.

[antique_adonis]

and the fact that I'm one sexy bastard.

Are you? In that case, well met, dear sir. *smiles charmingly* I'm Dorian Gray; you may have heard of me. I do not much care for "phony people" either. Quite stifling.