Fanfic question.

[elrohir_muse]

My typist has been reading a lot of fanfic recently. Some good, some bad. Some I would like to ignore ever existed. Like one involving Elladan and I and Haldir, Orophin, and Rumil and some BDSM

So tell about some of the fanfics out there involving yourself. Good, bad, or ugly.

Comments

[ladywotton]

Oh, do you suppose there are some? That would be delightful, wouldn't it, to have everyone talking about you? A bit like being in the papers; why, there's nothing more scandalous...! You'd have to choose the proper papers, of course.

[elrohir_muse]

I do not know m'lady, if there is anything written about you. Personally, I would rather be in the papers than being written like that.

[ladywotton]

Why, my husband's found one! It isn't so dreadful and not scandalous at all.

[visiblemystery]

There's one, at least, darling.

[winestains]

Would you believe I'm usually left out? *laughs* I'm not sure if I should be grateful or not, really.

[elrohir_muse]

Be very grateful. Some of the stories are...wrong *shudders*

Although on the same token, it is flattering that there are those out there that would take it upon themselves to elaborate on my life even if 99% of it is not true

[winestains]

Er. If we're going to be technical, I guess you could say that I'm from-- fanfic, you called it? Or something. But it wasn't so terrible as you say.

Other than that, completely left out. Guess I'm grateful, then, if a little offended.

[minaharker10_2]

[Typist: Just for the record, Mina will remember none of these stories later. I don't want her that truamatised.]*slightly confused* Fan fic? *seems to realize what is it and shudders involutarily* Oh, those...those rather disturbing stories. I've seen a great deal of it and they all have...disturbed me greatly. There was one authr - she writes very many of these stories - and she has created a whole universe in which *shudders* I had let my dear Jonathan to go live with...with the Count, and brought *slight wince* Quincey - that is...was our son - with me. And *swallows* the Count had changed me into a vampire

[elrohir_muse]

*blinks* Sounds like my problem with the writings. Imagine me being paired with everyone they can think of...including my own twin brother!

We must be strong and fight against the typists!

[minaharker10_2]

That's terrible! It's absolutly disgusting that people would think of such things!

I suppose I'm lucky in that it's mostly just the Count I'm paired with, and at least I'm not related to him. Though I have read one in which I was paired with Dr. Seward and one in which I was paired with Arthur Holmwood.

[wickedmrwickham]

This, this, and this ought to explain my thoughts on the matter. *shudder*

[elrohir_muse]

Not as bad as this *is going to wipe this from his memory, thank you very much*

[wickedmrwickham]

*raises an eyebrow* Perhaps you haven't met Fitzwilliam Darcy.

[elrohir_muse]

I believe I have seen him in passing. But no I have not met him.

But me and my twin, and the other three, all brothers! What were they thinking?

[la_baronne]

Oh, there are simply horrid stories about me. Most of them usually involve Marius leaving me for Mlle. Eponine. *shudders* Sometimes they have me die, or behave most cruelly and unlike me.

When I am not being killed off, there are other even more horrid stories in which....I engage in horrible inappropriate activities with Grantaire. And Javert. And on occasion other ladies, especially Mlle. Eponine. *blushes liek whoa*

I rather despise such silly stories. And I won't even mention what they've written of Marius...

[elrohir_muse]

M'lady...the one thing I have learned about these writers is that if they think it, they will write it. *sighs*

[pipe_player]

I have, yes. Most of the authors seem to think I'm in a romantic relationship with Rosencrantz. There are worse things, I suppose. At least they've gotten my character right, and his too. *secretly likes it*

[permanent_blur]

*tugs on guil's sleeve* say -- are we in a romantic relationship?