We are all mad here...

[modern_morpheus]

Well, it seems like this is the sort of thing it might be a good idea to mention. After much contemplation, I'm reopening my psychiatric practice, and thusly relocating my residence to the asylum at Cairfax. From there I will be operating my practice, as well as providing housing for any of my patients. Not that anyone here is ever going to

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[minaharker10_2]

*hesitant* John, are you certain that this is the best idea?

[modern_morpheus]

Absolutely not, but I'm beginning to go stir crazy around here with nothing to do. *smiles* You're absolutely welcome to come stay if you like, as a guest, not a patient, of course.

[minaharker10_2]

That's true, and I feel a bit the same way, though I haven't been here as long and am still getting aquanted with everyone. There are indeed several people here who I have enjoyed talking to, including...surprisingly...one of the vampires here.

I would like to come and stay with you sometime. I just caution you to be careful about who you admit as a patient.

[modern_morpheus]

Don't fret, my dear, I promise I'll use all my better judgements. Yes, some of the vampires here can be quite pleasant, even more so than a few of the humans.

[rockabye_hamlet]

Can I sign somebody up?

[mad_leprechaun]

I'm Mad Sweeney. *glowers* And you can shrink my head over my dead body, man. No fucken way. *considers* Unless you give out methadone. You give out methadone, Doc?

[eu_a_spook]

*strides in, dressed in a crisp suit, his hair styled back in a more official-looking haircut* Good day, sir. I understand you're looking to open a facility here, and I'm afraid that the move will not quite be legitimate without an inspection from the Board of Health. Please, if you've a minute, I'll just have a look around and a glance at your records to make sure everything's in order.