(Crackplot!)

[returnofspring]

Dionysus is giddy, as usual, though right now it's still mostly spring making him wild, and he has an idea. A marvelous idea. The best kind of idea

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[lil_live_wire]

*sees the vines and how fast they're growing* *crouches and pokes at one of the larger buds*

[silver_sanguine]

The Lotus is passing by, on its way to the shed where it's been sheltering, speeding for the sheer fun of it, and you wouldn't think a car had a sense of smell; but somehow, as the spring air filters through--

--suddenly it's long-legged, human-shaped, and, entirely off its balance, it pitches forward into the grass.

[lil_live_wire]

*doesn't see it change, but sees it fall down and runs over* You okay, mister?

Mun: ...Icon love zomg

[silver_sanguine]

It rolls over, with a growl in the back of its throat -- still sleek, dark, sexless, and elegant, though less of the latter at the moment -- and blinks at her. "I think I hit a pothole," it rasps.

[a_pale_death]

Ed is suddenly human, bewildered, and annoyed.

Also, luckily for Dionysus, far away from him. A human Ed may be smaller and not as toothy as the usual version, but he is still huge, still scarred up, and still not anyone you'd want to meet in a dark alley.

[hniit]

Nita is, let's say, heading across the grounds in pursuit of Kit. She's enough of a red-blooded twentieth-century American girl to be a bit unnerved by this apparition, but she nods to him politely.

[a_pale_death]

"Sprat," Ed says, slightly shaky but otherwise getting control of the new form surprisingly quickly for someone who'd been wearing the other one for centuries. "How do you smile with these facial muscles?"

[hniit]

She doubletakes, stopping in her tracks. "Ed? --What happened to you?"

[arrowcatcher]

*honestly, Huan is humanified often enough that he's practically accustomed to it by now, and hardly differentiates anyway*

*and so, when he has been prowling happily through the grounds, and suddenly finds the scent of Dionysus' vines significantly duller, himself on two legs and sporting rather less fur, he only shrugs with his free-hanging shoulders and continues on his way*

[shield_breaker]

*Not. Frigging. Impressed*

[verysmall]

*...FLAILS*

*this is a grubby snub-nosed boy who looks ready to cry, having just gotten used to being a Piglet again...!*

[smellsofflowers]

*is unable to walk by upset children without wanting to comfort them* *looking concerned, goes over to Piglet*

What's wrong?

[verysmall]

*woefully* They've turned me into a boy again.

[smellsofflowers]

*is confused, but pretends to understand for the kids sake*

Don't worry, I'm sure everything will be fine.