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[likestheminabox]

Here I am! I am Sam.
Do you like green eggs and ham?

*offers up a plate*

Comments

[thanitohercules]

I do not like them in a park.
I do not like them in Denmark.
I do not like them with a ghost.
I do not like green eggs on toast.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

[likestheminabox]

Would you, could you, with a bull?
Would you eat them with a skull?

[thanitohercules]

I would not, could not with a bull.
I will not eat them with a skull!

[likestheminabox]

Would you eat them with Horatio?
Please say yes! Don't say no!

[the_white_sheep]

... Oh, for heaven's sake.

[likestheminabox]

Would you like them in a tree?
Would you like them with your family?

[the_white_sheep]

Eating in a tree's abysmally impractical -- have you ever tried it? I don't recommend it at all. And I try never to partake of anything edible in my family's presence.

[likestheminabox]

Not even in a tree in Saigon?
Could you, would you, with Acheron?

[wonderfulboy]

*wrinkles his nose* They look gross.

[likestheminabox]

Just a taste, and you'll find them grand!
Would you like them in Neverland?

[wonderfulboy]

I don't think my mother would like me to eat them.

[angelicguard]

...*blink* I can't say I've ever tried either. Er. Hello.

[likestheminabox]

Try them! Try them! If you please.
Would you, could you, with Mephistopheles?

[angelicguard]

Well, I -- ...what?

[likestheminabox]

Could you, would you, with some corn?
Would you eat them after playing the horn?

[la_baronne]

*blinks* I do believe that a green ham and green eggs would indicate they are spoiled, and therefore not digestable....

[likestheminabox]

They are quite good; not spoiled at all!
Would you like a bite? One that is small?

[la_baronne]

*places a hand over her mouth* I must decline, monsieur. They do not appear very appetizing. But, I'm sure they're perfectly lovely if you enjoy them...