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Enter Benjamin Coffin III

Apr 07, 2005 16:59

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haldir, benny, angel, elphaba, roger davis, mark cohen, yamamura sadako, introduction, maureen johnson

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lorien_guard April 7 2005, 21:25:31 UTC

Typist: *Shrieks and clings* ^__________^ Benjamin Coffin the Third? Here? *giggles*

Um, sorry... *pulls typist off* Nice username. I hope you like it here.

_yuppie_scum April 7 2005, 21:57:35 UTC

*Blinks, but doesn't appear too terribly alarmed* Umm... thanks. That was an... interesting greeting. *Narrows eyes as his typist starts singing*

Typist: *Couldn't resist picking up the song* Oh no... Wine and beer! Okay, I'm done. *Clears throat* For now.

lorien_guard April 7 2005, 22:33:29 UTC

Typist: *sings along* "The enemy of Avenue A...we'll stay." *slightly insane grin*

They're all nuts, sir. Every single one of them.

i_document_life April 7 2005, 21:53:27 UTC

Er...Hey, Benny. *smiles shyly and holds out his hand to shake* Been awhile, huh?

You should see some of the videos I've taken while I've been here...

_yuppie_scum April 7 2005, 22:02:22 UTC

Mark! *Smiles and shakes hand without hesitation* Yeah, it has been a while. Good to see you again, though. How've you been? Still obsessing over Maureen, or have you got a new girl yet?

Are these the kinds of videos I want to see?

_greenified_ April 7 2005, 22:07:40 UTC

Knowing us... probably not.

lorien_guard April 7 2005, 22:46:31 UTC

No, you really do.

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_greenified_ April 7 2005, 22:06:52 UTC

My typist completely spazzed out and nearly fell out of her chair when she saw you here. Apparently she's rather in love with you and the man who once played you, Taye Diggs.

My name is Elphaba Thropp. Welcome to the community.

_yuppie_scum April 7 2005, 23:55:07 UTC

*Self-satisfied smirk* Nice to know I have some admirers. And thank you. It's nice to have a polite welcome to the community... *Glares over his shoulder at Roger and Maureen*

_greenified_ April 8 2005, 05:00:51 UTC

Oh, what made it even better was how she nearly fell out of her chair. At a library computer.

Oh, I try to be polite... ish. I think if I was impolite to any members of your group, my typist would maim me.

gloryandaguitar April 7 2005, 22:44:45 UTC

He thinks there might be a grudge? And then he calls us slackers. Great way to make an impression, Benny.

_yuppie_scum April 7 2005, 23:22:59 UTC

Oh, will you get over it already? That was ages ago. And what else am I supposed to call you? I don't suppose you've gotten a job yet? I thought not.

At least Mark can act like a civilized human being. But don't worry, I never expected that much from you, Roger.

diva_maureen April 7 2005, 23:25:07 UTC

*glares silently*

*and glares at typist for squeeing and wanting to hug both Benny and his typist*

_yuppie_scum April 7 2005, 23:53:20 UTC

*Glares right back*

*Less-than-pleased tone* Hello, Maureen...

diva_maureen April 8 2005, 00:00:38 UTC

*downright disgusted* Hello, Benjamin. How's Muffy?

_yuppie_scum April 8 2005, 00:11:00 UTC

Alison and you know that. And she's fine. Even if we're not... exactly... Not that it's any of your business.
And what about you and Joanne? She hasn't gotten sick of you yet?

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