Note taped to the refridgerator at the Mansion

[sweariwontdie]

Bertie Wooster is dead. If anyone wishes to claim his body, please enquire with Armand St. Just.

Technically, so is Darcy Jones, but I can't imagine anyone wanting his body.

Comments

[admiral_grumpy]

*looking concerned* What happened this time, Armand?

[sweariwontdie]

*quietly* Darcy Jones hurt Chris. So I killed him. But it's Bertie who's left.

[admiral_grumpy]

Ah. I see. I can't say that I'm proud of you, considering the circumstances. At least you're taking responsibility for your actions. You're about the closest friend Mr. Wooster had here, after all.

[sweariwontdie]

I know. I just couldn't stand the idea of Darcy touching Chris again.

Poor Bertie.

[strange_case]

Again? Dear God...I'll take the body. It's my fault he keeps getting killed as it is.

Helena is going to murder me.

[sweariwontdie]

Not really your fault at all, Dr. Jekyll.

Well, actually...

I will speak to M. Mulciber. There's a preservation spell on the body. I suspect he may need some healing if he's to come back. T'would be nice if only Bertie came back, but I suppose that's too much to hope for.

[strange_case]

I currently have a formula that will allow Bertie, should he be brought back, to keep Darcy at bay. It is the same one I am currently using, in form of a daily injection, and I am attempting to make the effects permanent.

And it is my fault, when it all comes down to it. He took the original formula in a misguided attempt to help me, and I neglected to see that the second generation formula given him was truly keeping Dracy at bay. I neglected my duty as a physician and as a husband, but we're not going to discuss that.

[sweariwontdie]

That would be a help. I hope you work out something permanent for everyone's sake.

*nervous*

[yeth_marthter]

Might I have the thpare?

[sweariwontdie]

There isn't really one. That's the problem. They shared a body.

Sorry.

[yeth_marthter]

How unfortunate.

[drawer_47]

You're just giving bodies away? *looks far more intrigued than disgusted*

[sweariwontdie]

Umm.. not really. Just hoping that someone else who cared for him would take charge of him. I feel rather... keeping him in my charge seems rather inappropriate.