Hello... again

[helgas_champion]

Well, I guess it'd be worthwhile to re-introduce myself to the community - got a new typist here, after all, though I'm just the same as I've always been (and the same journal, you might notice, too). Anyway, here I am - still Cedric Diggory, still Hufflepuff, still dead the same as always

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[___blueseeker]

Except for the part where you aren't dead. *beams* Hi, sweetheart.

Typist: ...WHAT UP.

[___blueseeker]

;______________________;

You're making baby Jesus cry.

[helgas_champion]

Nancy boy? You must mean Jehan, you French pansy.

Yeah, I called you a pansy. You got a PROBLEM widdat??

...Your MOTHERLAND.

[___blueseeker]

YOU WENT THERE.

[helgas_champion]

In Bath? WE WERE AT THE JANE AUSTEN MUSEUM--

...Anyway, I prefer my baths lower-cased and prefects'd. And filled with Harry. Just ask Myrtle.

[helgas_champion]

Hell yes I do. And the other way around, when I fill HIM, with my BIG HARD CHAMPION---

...I need an IC line. Stat.

[helgas_champion]

...Some other time is now.

When I fill his PUNY PALE GRYFFIE ASS with my BIG HARD CHAMPION. ...RAMMING. GRINDING. ARCHING. LICKING. SUCKING. AND SO ON.

That's right. I WENT THERE.

[___blueseeker]

OH SHIT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH STOP STOP THAT---

I am so turned on by this. Cedric, sweetheart -- why the hell didn't you tell me!?!?!??!?!??!?!!?!?!?@!?

This never happened.

[helgas_champion]

I did tell you. Last night. In bed. Between the sheets. In your pan-- robe. REMEMBER??

um. yeah.

[___blueseeker]

Oh, right! Sorry I wasn't paying attention, I was moaning wildly and you know, it must've slipped my mind.

[helgas_champion]

*nods sagely* Yes, it can be quite hard to pay attention to anything else when being HIT WITH MY BLUDGER, BABY.

...Hey, look! We have the same icon... .... .....

[___blueseeker]

Your bludger is quite the distraction.

...Hello, smut?

[helgas_champion]

So are your, um. Quaffles.
....

......wow. Hi.