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[byronthefish]

*flops* Bonjour everyone. I'm Byron the Fish.

I'm a nice enough person fish, so long as you don't touch me or Marius. It helps if you're not Ron, too. *winks*

Everything seemed to be going quite well, but I'm not so sure anymore. 'Vidently I'm just a fling for Marius.

*sobs in order to give himself water* I just need someone to love me!

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Comments

[sada_7days]

Oh God, you're here now?! *shifty eyes* *Tosses Byron in the well since there's water in it*

[byronthefish]

*flies back up* What're you doing?

[sada_7days]

You're a FISH you need WATER! It's a WELL with lots of WATER and spirits of my victims.

[byronthefish]

Oh, right. I thought you were trying to kill me like everyone else.

Thank you, m'dear! *smiles*

[1926bentley]

*madly fanboys*

[byronthefish]

You can have me for a nightly price, if you'd like!

[scarf_rescuer]

omfg JESUS IS YOUR HOMEBOY? get me some favors?

[byronthefish]

Haha okay wtf do you want from Jesus?

[scarf_rescuer]

Well, for one, world peace.

. . . .

YEA, HAHAHA, JUST KIDDING.

Just some chocolate would be cool. 'sallright.

[byronthefish]

HAHAHA, SO GOOD.

Wait, Jesus probably would want that. *frowns* Whatever.

I'll chat him up for and see what I can do.

[cannon_fanatic]

::squashes sleepily::

[byronthefish]

*licks his ear*

[mostgiftedwitch]

*points wand and repeats several times FINITE INCANTATEM! FINITE INCANTATEM! FINITE INCANTATEM!*

Oh... just GERROFF my boyfriend, alright?

[byronthefish]

*stares at Hermione blankly* What are you doing?

Oh, gladly Miss. *does so*

[jehan_prouvaire]

Oh my. Well...it's lovely to see you here. ...:)

[byronthefish]

Hello Jehan! You're so cute! :)