News me, if you please!

[old_kasperl]

Hello, hello, all. If you didn't know, I and my water rats (citizenweasel and streetbird) have a paper. Apparently, these two *fond grin* have continued the paper after my death, and I would like all sorts of news for our first edition. So, if you would, please comment here and tell me any sorts of news you may have. I thank you. *sloppy bow*

Comments

[sweariwontdie]

Umm... that miscreant Evan Rosier is going to be tried soon for the terrible crime he committed against me.

*smiles nervously*

Oh, and I'm sorry. Can I do something to make up for being so rude?

[old_kasperl]

*blinks* Good news, I suppose.

*pauses* ...Er. I've not really been snogged without warning before, so I don't know what the repayment would be.

[sweariwontdie]

I can apologize in public or something. Do you need any help with your lady love?

*whispers* And do you know who I am?

[old_kasperl]

....Er, no thank you. And as for the ladylove, I don't have one. Er. *slowly turning bright red* Thank you, though.

....Should I?

[myladys_service]

Newspapers around here don't really last.

[old_kasperl]

This one will, trust me. It didn't stop with my death, after all.

[myladys_service]

I hope not. This place needs a good paper.

[old_kasperl]

Which is what I hope to provide, sir.

[daintyrosebud]

*bounceybouncey* It shall be Raoul and my four-month anniversary on the nineteenth! *beams* ...oh, but that really is not the sort of thing for a newspaper, is it. If it were, I should read newspapers more often, I think!