An offer

[parispicked_me]

Hello, mortals! Because I need to prove to stupid Athena and other people that don't like me that I am such a nice goddess, I am extending a favor to the ladies of the community.

I don't know how well-versed you painfully stupid lot are in this "mythology," as you call it, but I'm sure some of you have heard of my golden girdle. It makes the

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[eagle_of_words]

*cheerfully* What must I give you, fair lady Aphrodite?

[parispicked_me]

What have you got to give?

[eagle_of_words]

Myself, myself, Madam, I'm all yours for your own purposes.

[parispicked_me]

*raises eyebrow* you're not very handsome, though...

[lakelady_nimue]

What would this "favour" consist of? I would not ask for a thing without learning of its price beforehand.

[parispicked_me]

As I said to the other guy, whatever you have to give me. I'll take ladies for my priestesses, though, if you haven't got anything.

[parispicked_me]

Crowley? I don't think I've met him. Is he cute?

And c'mon. You know you want it.

[faithfulcaptian]

Lady Goddess, I'm not too keen on the idea of a girdle but... well, the object of my affections is married and, though I suspect the feelings I have are matched by his own, I fear he will remain faithful to his wife. Though she is not faithful to him. I don't suppose you have anything that could help my problem?

[parispicked_me]

Off his wife? Well, I guess that is a little cruel. Point me in the way of his wife, and I'll see if I can't persuade her to leave him. Or maybe him to leave her.

*looks him over* And all you have to do in return is sacrifice me a nice white cow. And I don't mean Hera.

[faithfulcaptian]

*is having second thoughts about this* I don't want her to be hurt, please.

pretty_sweeting That is her, lady.

*nods* It will be done.

Typist: Woow, I forgot about this. XD

[parispicked_me]

I won't huuurt anyone.

[psilent_p]

I say, that hardly seems sporting, don't you think? I mean, think on what happens when the poor mortal takes the girdle off.

[parispicked_me]

*claps a hand over his mouth and hisses in his ear* Shut up!

[psilent_p]

*lnph gm mff mm, mmfrmf mrphrrdrrn -- dff mf MFFT rmmrrmln!*

[parispicked_me]

Shut up before I turn you into something!