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[littlegreycells]

Hm, yes, well. Greetings to all of you. I am, as you now doubt have guessed, M. Hercule Poirot. My secretary has convinced me to rejoin this... community of yours in hopes of getting me to be more social. Admittedly, I would prefer to remain in my office but, hélas, we cannot have everything we desire, can we

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[_stinkycheese_]

. . . You don't like cheese, do you?

Are you bald? You look like you would be. Take off your hat so I can see.

*sort of wishes he wasn't in this bubble of nonstinkiness so he could annoy Poirot even more*

[littlegreycells]

Mon Dieu, cheese that speaks?

[_stinkycheese_]

Of course I can talk. Haven't you ever heard of the Stinky Cheese Man? *points to self*

[littlegreycells]

Well, I have now. *bows politely*

[it_took_five]

Hello.

Are you a very good detective?

*is poked by headmates*

What? This isn't usually my job!

[littlegreycells]

I have been told so, yes. And who might you be, young man?

[it_took_five]

Oh sorry. *holds out hand* I'm Gideon Prewett.

[littlegreycells]

*primly shakes his hand* Hercule Poirot, as you might have gathered. A pleasure.

[goldenlapwing]

*curtsies* How do you do, sir. It's nice to meet you!

Typist: *is only letting her comment as an excuse to fangirl wildly, we must admit* *...FANGIRLS WILDLY* Ohhhh, Poirot, mon Hercule..! eee.

[littlegreycells]

*bows in return* Lovely to meet you, madmoiselle. What is your name?

[goldenlapwing]

I'm Rina. *smiles*

[rightonschedule]

I believe, Mr. Poirot, that before you left we were looking for a fourth at whist.

If you are still so inclined, that is.

[littlegreycells]

Still looking, if you would like to join?

[rightonschedule]

Very much so, but I believe our fourth may have left temporarily.

[littlegreycells]

Hélas, will they be back?

[capital_r]

*waves* Hallo. Would you like some wine and cheese? Not from the fellow up there, though. *wrinkles nose*

[littlegreycells]

That sounds delightful, thank you!