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[daddyslilboy]

My typist has informed me that I should start wearing "pants." Apparantly, our greek garb isn't good enough for her. *growls* Well, any thoughts on these so called "pants"?  How do you think they would suit me?

Comments

[avenginggoddess]

Pants are lovely. Buy jeans. Be amazed at their jeanliness.

[4_leg_androgyne]

I, for one, would recommend going without entirely, but that seems implausible. According to my typist, it is considered rude to bare one's breasts and other parts in human polite society. *Scratches under shirt* If you must wear clothes, wear what feels comfortable, what you wish to wear. That's my advice.

[ms_labyrinth]

I quite like modern clothes, actually...

but then again you have such nice legs, it seems a shame... *claps hand over mouth* I - I did NOT just say --

[dear_hyacinth]

*blinks* Why not? I'll say it.

You have really nice legs, Telemachus, so it'd be a bit of a shame to cover them up.

*basks in the glow of being cute enough to get away with this* See? Quite easy.

[ms_labyrinth]

Yes, well, it's alright for you... Somehow.

[cannon_fanatic]

Are we talking about the same kind of pants? Because I'd bloody chafe and get caught in bad places if I didn't wear them.

[jareth]

The tighter the better. The "battle of the bulge" doesn't have to be a bad thing.

[a_life_of_ennui]

Jareth, I shall be infinitely kind to you and not allow my typist to state any of the things which are running through his mind about your comment.

[trusty_sidekick]

And I assure you, Sherlock, that I wish my typist were not thinking things that are no doubt similiar.

[botticelliangel]

*sweetly* For you, it must be quite the battle indeed, my love.