Public Service Announcement:

[botticelliangel]

All the members of this fine community should be aware that they are no longer safe when vulnerable and sleeping.

*coughs weakly*

Miss Hermione Granger is evidently mentally unstable, and has begun a worrying trend of dropping rocks on unsuspecting people napping innocently on sofas.

Be warned, my friends.

*coughs up blood*

Comments

[trusty_sidekick]

Too bad it didn't kill you.

[botticelliangel]

*softens*

*drag-carries him over to sofa and sets him down*

You need to stop this, you know. It isn't helping anyone, least of all you.

[trusty_sidekick]

*glowers, but hasn't the balance to struggle*

Don't. You've no right to speak on this. No. Right.

[botticelliangel]

Perhaps not, but speak on it I shall.

Holmes is thoughtless, and pig-headed, and arrogant, but he loves you. Loves you completely. Being compelled to kiss me was not his fault, it's a...a power I can barely control.

You should talk to him.

[a_life_of_ennui]

...Thank you for that wonderful compliment.

Watson, he is right. For the most part, anyway. We've much to talk about. And I've something that I need to give you.