Public Service Announcement:

May 17, 2005 02:35

All the members of this fine community should be aware that they are no longer safe when vulnerable and sleeping.

*coughs weakly*

Miss Hermione Granger is evidently mentally unstable, and has begun a worrying trend of dropping rocks on unsuspecting people napping innocently on sofas.

Be warned, my friends.

*coughs up blood*

holly short, earendil, harry, amadeo, watson, ron, armand, hermione, sherlock holmes, louis, tom riddle, felix, joseph fouche, jareth, hamlet

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short_elf May 17 2005, 01:49:13 UTC
*concerned* You said you were alright! *extends hand* Can I help...?

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botticelliangel May 17 2005, 02:04:46 UTC
*smiles mock-cheerily* Oh yes, I'm sure I'll be fine.

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short_elf May 17 2005, 02:11:00 UTC
*frowns* You don't look anything like fine. I could do -something-.... *pleading look* You need help.

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botticelliangel May 17 2005, 02:16:31 UTC
*suppressedcough* M'ok. Honestly.

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facelessfelix May 17 2005, 01:52:04 UTC
Unless the rocks are extremely large, I don't think I'll mind. I've dealt with people far more mentally unstable than that and I'm ten of them

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botticelliangel May 17 2005, 02:05:51 UTC
Oh, so have I. It was just rather more *cough* unexpected this time.

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tmarvolor May 17 2005, 01:55:10 UTC
It was a completely unprovoked attack, little vampire.
She is lucky you were shocked, or things could have gotten nasty.

*sneers*
Still, that's Gryffindors for you... Even more retarded when Muggle born, as I am sure you have noticed

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botticelliangel May 17 2005, 02:08:03 UTC
*coughcough* If you'll pardon the impertinance, she makes even you seem quite sane in comparison.

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theboywho_lived May 18 2005, 00:26:15 UTC
Obviously you don't know what Tom has done...

Hermione is a bit.. easily upset lately.. but she's not an egomaniac psychopath. Unlike Mr. Riddle.

I'm sorry she attacked you, but she probably felt you were a threat. She's very overprotective... I don't know the full story, but I hope to speak with her today.

A good thing you vampires heal fast...

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botticelliangel May 18 2005, 09:53:43 UTC
*regards him thoughtfully*

You carry a lot of sadness within you, child...old pain...

I shall bear in mind what you have said.

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a_life_of_ennui May 17 2005, 03:09:11 UTC
If I may offer my sincerest sympathies, I have every intention of speaking to Miss Granger on this matter. It does not seem like her to do so malicious a thing, nor so random without reason.

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botticelliangel May 17 2005, 03:16:17 UTC
*wheezecough* She thinks I am a spy for Voldemort. I have no idea why. I spoke to the man for barely 5 minutes.

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a_life_of_ennui May 17 2005, 03:24:02 UTC
*Blinks repeatedly.*
While I, understandably, can't completely vouch for your character, I can certainly lay to rest this idea that you are a spy.
I shall speak to her as soon as possible about this.

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botticelliangel May 17 2005, 03:38:46 UTC
*contrite smile* Thank you.

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trusty_sidekick May 17 2005, 06:32:22 UTC
Too bad it didn't kill you.

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botticelliangel May 17 2005, 06:34:44 UTC
Charmed, I'm sure.

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trusty_sidekick May 17 2005, 07:03:16 UTC
Not at all.

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botticelliangel May 17 2005, 07:04:20 UTC
*makes a childish face at him*

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