Wahhh!

[erikturnsmeon]

*prances in*

Erik!!! Make me a sandwich, woman! bench

Comments

[wishfor_goblins]

What a brat.

[erikturnsmeon]

Oh, you dreadful wench! Who are you?! If Daddy were here he'd do something awful to you for calling me names!

[jareth]

For once Sarah, I think I agree with you.

[erikturnsmeon]

*pouts* What did I do to you to make you hate me?!! Oh, God! Oh, God! Why does no one understand me?!!?

[whethervane]

.........er....hello, Miss Luciana. I don't think you need him to make you a bench, I'm sure you could find one around here somewhere.

...unless you just like throwing things at the poor man.

[erikturnsmeon]

No. I want HIM to make me a bench. I don't want any other nasty bench! Hmph!

I think I hate you!

[whethervane]

....I'm sorry? *winces* I'm... I'm sure he'll... make you a bench, then.

....oh, dear!

[erikturnsmeon]

Hmph!

[cherubino_page]

*Smiles and bows politely* Well... It is a...pleasure, Miss Luciana. The prettiest girl in Rome? I should say it must be a much wider range than that! Much... much... wider. *blushes*

[erikturnsmeon]

Oh, my, signor! *blushes* I daresay I might be the prettiest girl in the world but I haven't seen everyone in the world yet!!! Oh, see, I knew ALL of you people wouldn't be dreadful!

*offers her hand for him to kiss it*

[cherubino_page]

*Takes her hand, kissing it most gratefully*
Have people been dreadful to you?? How dare they! I shall do everything I can to make up for them so that your welcome here should be...enjoyable.
*Kisses her hand again!*

[erikturnsmeon]

Oh!!! *blushes madly* Thank you ever so much, signor Cherubino! Can I call you Cherry? You must make sure no one says anything terrible to me!!!!! They are all so cruel!!! But not you!!

*smiles and makes moony eyes at him*

[valetudinarius]

My God, whatever ailment you have, I hope it never comes about my way.

...Welcome, anyway. *coughs*

[erikturnsmeon]

Ailment? I'm not sick, signor.

*stares at him, puzzled*

You're funny-looking.

[valetudinarius]

You most certainly seem so.

...How terribly rude of you to say! *laughs*

[erikturnsmeon]

Well, I hate you!

[smart_wheels]

...who the hell are you, and how come you know that Phantom guy?

[erikturnsmeon]

Phantom? What in the world are you talking about?

*wails* Oh, all of you just like to vex me, is that it?! Everyone is so cruel!!!!!