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[young_thief]

My name is Artemis Fowl. I've been told I am from the book series that bears my name, though this in and of it's self is baffling. I will look into it more later. I have recently returned from Haven, the underground city in which various 'mythical' creatures live. Elves, Pixies, Trolls, Centaurs, etc. The specifics are not important. What is

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[black_famine]

My typist is forcing me to greet you so that she can, in her own words, "fangirl you like whoa". *shakes head*

Anyway, you seem like an...interesting person. You'll likely enjoy yourself here.

Typist: ARTEMIS!! SQUEE!!!! :DDDDD

[young_thief]

That is what I am hoping, sir.

[glassinhand]

Bonjour, M. Fowl. *waves*

[young_thief]

*nods* Mademoiselle

[angstingpainter]

Ah, hello, Master Fowl. We have no lack of magical beings around here, though I'm certain none of them would like to be stolen from.

*frowns*

You really oughtn't steal, especially if you're the heir of a wealthy family, which, I think, is right.

Typist: ZOMGARTEMIS. *flails* ARTEMISILOVEYOUBUTNOTASMUCHASFOALYBUTYOUSTILROCKREALLYREALLYHARD.

[young_thief]

I steal to keep my family wealthy. And I steal because I enjoy the challenge. Where else do you suggest I aquire such a challenge as stealing a highly guarded something or other?

[artfullydodging]

You's too rich t'be a thief.

[young_thief]

*snort* Really? Where do you suppose we got our money?

[artfullydodging]

*stares* Y'got that rich jus' from pickin' pockets an' th' like? You's lyin'.

[young_thief]

You are thinking too small. I've stolen paintings, technology, gold, sculptures, etc. You do not get rich by thinking small.

[devilsdandy]

Bonjour, Monsieur Fowl. ...I guess.

A thief, you say? A thief with a bodyguard? Self-righteous little rich boy.

I look forward to seeing how you get along with the other young children in this place.

[young_thief]

Yes. A thief with a bodyguard. The Butlers have served the Fowls for generations.

Mademoiselle, I rarely associate with children.

[devilsdandy]

A thief at such a level of wealth is no longer a thief; all the wealthy are thieves and robbers. Calling yourself one is redundant.

*chokes* Mademoiselle?! I'm a man! *indignant*

[artfullydodging]

See! I tol' you! You's too rich t'be a thief.