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[tmarvolor]

Some of you may be interested to know that I just defeated Hamlet in a duel.

And yes, it was to the death - I wasn't going to kill him, but I was convinced that ending his pain was the only *decent thing* to do...

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[hero_of_july]

You would say it that way, wouldn't you, Riddle?

Keep an eye on your mailbox.

[tmarvolor]

That is how it was

[hero_of_july]

No wonder you can't remember your own name. You're delusional.

*sighs*

[allsweetflowers]

Sir, I utterly despise you. I shall never speak to you again. Ever. (weeps) You've killed my love, my Hamlet, my heart, my soul! May you be condemned to hell.

[tmarvolor]

Oh shut up

[allsweetflowers]

(slaps Tom with all her might)

You, sir, are no gentleman!

[tmarvolor]

He challenged me, and refused to acknowledge my reasonings.

As a gentleman, I had no other choice but to accept.

[truant_horatio]

*screams like a girl*

Thou--thou didst what? Nay, I do not believe it! Wherefore couldst thou, vile thing, defeat my Lord? 'Tis a lie, indeed! 'Tis but a lie!

OheavenObyheaven--

Pray, where is he now? I do doubt thee, now and ever, when thou sayest he is dead, but prithee, where doth he stay now? Where can I find him?

*cue state of post-shock panic!rage*

Foul coward! I'll fight thee, by this hand I swear I will! If thou hast truly done anything--though I do doubt thee--in any case thou hast made injury to his honour, claiming thou hast won against him! Thou'rt a rogue and a villain! But name thy time, thou whoreson moldwarp! Look to thyself, I tell thee--I'll hurt thee in a dozen places!

...

*little lost look* My Lord? Thou art--thou art somewhere, here, art not? Wilt come to me? My Lord?

[tmarvolor]

*blinks*
Do be quiet...

[truant_horatio]

Dost tell me to be quiet? Dost tell me to be quiet?

Why, thou pribbling hell-hated maggot-pie! I shall divorce all thy parts see if I don't! Stand thou and duel me fairly, more fairly I pray than thou didst when thou didst cheat my Lord of his life! Guard thyself, knave, for I shall send thee to hell!

[the_fourth_seal]

TOLD YOU, RIDDLE.

HE'LL BE BACK, HORATIO. THEY MAY BE HOLDING A FUNERAL IN THE MEANTIME.

[prof_ssnape]

He actually was foolish enough to duel you, then?

[tmarvolor]

Well - I did try and dissuade him for a long time, but he was rather persistent.

I really had no choice...

[ladywotton]

Oh-- ohdear...

*pales* A duel? A... a dead body?

How dreadful! I... I should not like to stay here.