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[darkbroodings]

I see no point is waisting my time with a long introduction, so this will be brief. I am Edward Fairfax Rochester of Thornfield.

If anyone should happen to see Miss Eyre, please tell her I am here.

Comments

[finweson]

Ah, a fellow dark brooder. I must admit I do not know you, but my typist has that strange glow in her eyes again and is drooling and mumbling about having totally loved you. I wonder whether that is a good or a bad sign.

[namomandos]

It is probably bad.

[sweariwontdie]

*winces from the loud noises his typist is making*

*bows*

Welcome, M Rochester. I understand you spent some time in France. And have a French daughter.

[darkbroodings]

A pleasure. And according to her mother, yes.

[sweariwontdie]

Be careful with the child. We French are unusally passionate people.

*smiles up at you*

[hellflowsover]

*stares*

I suppose it was only a matter of time before one of your gang showed up... To me, Rochester, you are not welcome here.

(I. Will. Not. Apologize for kidnapping Jane Eyre!)

[darkbroodings]

My typist assures me that after she finishes reading your book, she will allow me to soundly cuff you for ever threatening my Jane!

[hellflowsover]

I look forward to it, Rochester. Good luck beating me after your horrible mutilation. Remind me, how many fingers do you have?

[emilybyrdstarr]

Welcome! *fangirls*

[ladywotton]

*cursty* Hello! You are just the sort of person I had hoped to find here. I do hope you like entertaining? I should be happy to have you at a party of mine, when I do get around to arranging one. They're so tiresome.

Typist: *fangirls like mad*