An introduction

Mar 21, 2005 15:57

Well, well, well...
I stumbled quite by accident upon this muggle contraption and I was insanely bored so I thought I'd join up. Father will likely kill me when he finds out.

I guess the lot of you are a bunch of muggles anyway? Probably wasting my time talking to any of you...

My name is Draco Malfoy. Possibly you have not heard of me simply ( Read more... )

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collarsarenice March 21 2005, 05:47:14 UTC
Oh come off it, you're not so high and mighty as you'd like to think, Daddy's boy.

God, I've dealt with enough scum like you in my life, no use in you being kept around.

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dracoslytherin March 21 2005, 06:17:16 UTC
Aren't you dead? Or at least I wish you were.

Well, at least I am not a mass murdering traitor.

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collarsarenice March 21 2005, 06:20:58 UTC
Of course I'm not dead.

I'm not that either. Enlighten yourself, dear. I'd never betray those I care about.

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dracoslytherin March 21 2005, 06:30:17 UTC
You are lucky I don't tell Father where you are and they can send the Ministry after you, along with thre dementors.

And do not call me 'dear'.

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popular_galinda March 21 2005, 05:50:16 UTC
Well, I hope that I some will be worth some of your time.

But anyways, welcome to our lovely group. Pleasure to meet you Draco. What a strange name I am Glinda. well, it was Galinda, but I changed it.

You are a wizard, yes? I am the Good Witch from the land of Oz. What do you study? I graduated from Shiz University, have you ever heard of it? It is one of the most prestigious schools in Oz.

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dracoslytherin March 21 2005, 06:21:21 UTC
You're a witch? A pureblood one, I do hope.

I have never even heard of Oz. I hail from Wiltshire in England and I learn all magical studies at a school called Hogwarts. Awful place, really. There is a place far better in Europe called Durmstrang. Maybe you have heard of it? They teach more of the Dark Arts - which is far more interesting a subject.

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popular_galinda March 21 2005, 18:12:02 UTC
I believe I am a pureblood witch. I have never been asked that question.

I have never heard of this land you call England nor Hogwarts. *tries to supress a laugh at the name* Oh, you are learning the Dark Arts, umm...you would like my friend Elphie then. If you can find her, because now she is sleeping around with my fiance!! She should be around soon.

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dracoslytherin March 21 2005, 18:37:28 UTC
Elphie? She is a Dark witch? As I did notice you called yourself a 'Good' witch. That's rather black and white of you, isn't it?

By the way, you had better not be mocking me. I do see you have hexed some words indecipherable...

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jehan_prouvaire March 21 2005, 05:52:00 UTC
it's a pleasure, M. Malfoy! I'm finding that there are quite a few people who could be considered wizards here... so you won't be completely alone. :) <-- Can you see the smiling face?

My name is Jehan Prouvaire; please feel free to call me Jehan. I hope you will enjoy it here, even if some of us aren't like you.

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dracoslytherin March 21 2005, 06:24:43 UTC
Why did you give me a smiling face in this odd way? Or even a smiling face at all? I don't even know you.

You sound so friendly I imagine you would be sorted into Hufflepuff... And that is not a compliment, I assure you.

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jehan_prouvaire March 21 2005, 06:43:24 UTC
Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to be friendly. And I rather like making them; two simple keystrokes, and there's an emotion. Rather clever, don't you think? :)

My typist is telling my Hufflepuff isn't a good thing, as well. So I won't comment on that.

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dracoslytherin March 21 2005, 06:50:53 UTC
Clever? You seem easily amused.

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antique_adonis March 21 2005, 06:05:51 UTC
I cannot tell whether I'm going to like you or not, but I will try being friendly either way.

Hello, Mr. Malfoy. I do not really understand why you are so bent on whether people are "Muggles" (which my typist says are people that aren't wizards), but I will try to look past it.

I'm Dorian Gray. I've heard of you, so perhaps you've heard of me? I'm charmed to meet such a respectable young man. *smiles*

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dracoslytherin March 21 2005, 06:26:14 UTC
Hmm.. actually I do believe I have heard of you.. In some notorius way, I think.

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antique_adonis March 21 2005, 06:45:47 UTC
Well, of course notorious, haha. I don't believe some of the things I hear people say about me. All horrid things, mind you. They're all jealous of something about me, though, when they say those horrid things. So don't listen to them.

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dracoslytherin March 21 2005, 06:48:59 UTC
I think I recall Father mentioning your name. I can't remember offhand why. Didn't you live in London a long time ago?

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sweet_madman March 21 2005, 06:20:05 UTC
You aren't by any chance related to the king of cats, are you? You have an uncanny resemblance to an unpleasant bit of my past.

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dracoslytherin March 21 2005, 06:27:04 UTC
King of cats? No... Personally I detest animals.

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sweet_madman March 21 2005, 07:12:08 UTC
Among other things, I see. Muggles, smiling, copulation, moonlit strolls?

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dracoslytherin March 21 2005, 07:14:32 UTC
Are you feeling quite all right?

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