(Untitled)

[sir_palomides]

There is a gigantic sign in the front hall. It is approximately six feet tall, and freestanding; written on it in English, Latin, Greek, and Arabic are the words,

If any here have lost valuable artifacts or persons, the return of which would be more pleasant than not, then please make the loss known to yours truly (here, a giant arrow pointing

Comments

[rockabye_hamlet]

"Nice. Very hardcore."

[sir_palomides]

"Not at all. Simple pulp." He knocks on the sign, making it sway precariously.

[rockabye_hamlet]

"Yeah, I refer to the peril."

[sir_palomides]

"Oh, that. Yours truly worries less about his hard core than about his soft outsides."