Attention all Mansion Residents!

[sweet_madman]

It has come to my attention that this place needs a name. I know we all call it "The Mansion", but that really only refers to the house itself, and there's lots of space and places around the Mansion. And we can't call it "DF", because as characters we're not supposed to be aware of that name for it. Breaking the Fourth Wall, and the poor chap

Comments

[notallworthy]

"Bloody Confusing."

[sweet_madman]

I don't know, the jokes a bit hollow. I mean, "This place is Bloody Confusing" works well enough, but "Welcome to Bloody Confusing" just makes you sound daft. Haven't you got anything better?

[notallworthy]

No. I'm too confused to be witty. But at least it's an accurate description.

[illgotten]

You have fun with that.

[childofsunshine]

Priapeia!

[sweet_madman]

... A damsel after my own heart. Best suggestion I've heard all day. *writes it down*

[childofsunshine]

*^_^*

[prince_ofcats]

...Hell? *smirks*

[sweet_madman]

The sex wouldn't be this good in hell. And we have fantastic weather. *pounces*

[prince_ofcats]

*pounced!* Yes, well. Priapeia might be good, like that girl said.

[sweet_madman]

I couldn't agree more. *kisses!*

[dragon_dealer]

"Whatever you name it, be careful," Cimorene observes. "Names are powerful, and all that." Tilting her head, she considers. "Did you want something descriptive, or something symbolic?"

[sweet_madman]

"Something that fits." Mercutio shrugged. "Something people will actually use, maybe something funny."

[dragon_dealer]

"Hm. I'll think about it, and let you know, then."