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[i_want_a_broom]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Somebody asked me this once, and never told me, and I'm really quite curious.

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[redgoldlily]

As soon as you asked that, my typist remembered an 'e-mail forward' she once got and went looking for it on the Internet. She found it here, and I persuaded her to only give the link rather than copy it all out. There is also apparently more here.

Have fun. I'm finding them quite amusing myself.

[i_want_a_broom]

Ooooh....

[_endless_del_]

i could um

i could ask it if you want

sometimes we're friends

[i_want_a_broom]

You're friends with the chicken? Wicked.

[punjab_you]

Because his beloved is on the other side... and he is a wretched, wretched chicken; he is built up of death from head to foot...it is a chicken carcass that loves her and adores her and will never, never leave her! So he had to cross the road!

O.G.

[i_want_a_broom]

You're overly romantic sometimes.

[veronaloverboy]

I thought it was beautiful. O, this wretched corpse of a chicken heart, who must find life in its love or else die, together!

*sobs*

[punjab_you]

Merci, monsieur.

*sobs too*

O.G.

[eagle_of_words]

http://www.chickenjoke.com/

I never claimed not to have a juvenile sense of humour. Comes of hanging about Capital-R and Bahorel too much, really.

[missytaylormade]

To get away from Kentucky? Okay, that was lame.