Being pregnant is NOT funny...

[lothyelbenstern]

*clutches bucket

Comments

[worththepowder]

That's what you've earned for being so foolish as to fall into the middle ages and get knocked up, you stupid bint. We didn't hold with women back then.

*depuppets* The typist does not necessarily hold with the views of the puppet.

[lothyelbenstern]

Middle-earth, my dear, not middle ages. And those should be capitalized, you know... Middle Ages...

[worththepowder]

*depuppets* Er... you do know they're the same difference, don't you? Tolkien created his world based in medieval folklore? :) I think there's a map comparison somewhere suggesting the Shire in northwest Germany? Why do all my sentences end with question marks? *repuppets*

What do I care for your grammar, girl. The point is you've earned what you get, you *typist will not type what he is now saying*...

[lothyelbenstern]

[*depuppets:* actually, no... not really... the culture and society of the Hobbits is based on early 19th century England; Gondor and Rohan can be argued and are, quite vehemently... while there are aspects of medieval culture recognizable in the way JRRT described Gondor and Rohan, the setting is really more complex than that - the good Professor said so himself, in more than one of his letters... *blinks* maybe we could ask him next time he stops by on his way to deadmentalking? But I do think that the northern part of southern Germany is remarkably like the Shire. Not quite as lovely as the Cotswolds, but still very rustic and idyllic. *repuppets*]

I guess you are right there.

*vomits all over the man in question*

[silent_lark]

Also? You could die. *nods*

But I don't suppose I know who is doing that sort of thing. *blinks innocently*

[lothyelbenstern]

*pales, shivers*

*gulps*

Yes, I know.

[silent_lark]

Oh, dear! *quickly* But I'm sure you'll be just fine. You seem quite strong, and my typist assures me that it rarely happens anymore.

[third_marshal]

... Beloved? Can I... help?

[lothyelbenstern]

*collapses weakly against husband*

It will pass... the healer said that everything is fine... with me and the baby...

It will pass...

I believe that it will pass...

I hope it will pass...

[third_marshal]

I am glad that all is well with the both of you.

It will pass, dear heart. I know this. *makes soothing noises*

Have you talked to Elessar-King about this? He may know of some remedies.

[parispicked_me]

What are you talking about? Pregnancy is a wonderful thing, as are children! And both are necessary.

[lothyelbenstern]

Never said it wasn't. But I guess godesses don't get morning sickness, do they?

[agrotera]

You poor dear. *offers stomach-settling tea*

[lothyelbenstern]

Thank you very much!