Accidental Voice 01

[despairteacher]

[static] [howling wind] [howling wind] [static] [static] -SPAIR! [howling wind] [statiiiic] [glass shattering] [THUD!]

Comments

[text]

[scoreatouchdown]

Why the fuck are you still outside?

[despairteacher]

I was gathering supplies when the storm hit. The last minute forecast didn't help at all.

[scoreatouchdown]

Are you serious? You were getting supplies in the middle of the night?

[despairteacher]

I was avoiding the rush in the day and the last minute rush earlier in the night. It's easier to stock up with less competition.

[despairteacher]

I landed in the mall.

[despairteacher]

I'm already with her.

[hanginbyatail]

HEY! You [static]--kay?!?!

[gah not working; switching to text!]

[text]

Get inside!! Do you need help?!

[despairteacher]

I lost my rope when I was blown into the mall.

[hanginbyatail]

Your rope? But you're at the mall? Great! Just stay there!

[despairteacher]

Okay. I let go of it when I lost my footing somewhere outside.

Text

[humanityupgrade]

Sir, are you all right? Please respond.

Canonically doesn't complain about injuries, so...

[despairteacher]

I am in despair. The uncomfortable sand stuck in my clothes has left me in despair.

XD

[humanityupgrade]

I am sorry, but I cannot provide assistance in that matter. Are you injured?

[despairteacher]

Just cuts everywhere.

[despairteacher]

That broadcast wasn't intentional!

[despairteacher]

I didn't do anything! Just because you can't blame phenomena, you push it to me?