ok so i had a talk with my mom last night at dinner..
me: so i was supposed to get an i pod for my birthday 5 months ago and i never got one.. can i get one?
my mom: no
me: why not?
my mom: because you didn't get good grades.
me: so that means i didn't get anything for my birthday at all?
my mom: yes.
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use a condom, you never know where she's been. )