Comments | des_pudels_kern: *squishes the finally-working-again internet*

des_pudels_kern

squishes the finally-working-again internet

Mar 20, 2010 00:06

Don't ever leave me again! Where have you been? What have you been up to that you were back right in time for midnight? ...Any glass slippers I should know about?

Sadly I need to go to bed now. You couldn't have come back earlier?

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tabaqui March 20 2010, 04:11:40 UTC

Eep!
I don't like being without Teh Webz, either!
*smishes you*

des_pudels_kern March 20 2010, 10:03:44 UTC

It wasn't gone completely, it was just... very broken. Everything would take ages to load, nothing with pictures, and 9 out of 10 tries I'd get the error message that firefox couldn't connect to site xy. It was very frustrating.

The internet says... grace_poppy March 20 2010, 20:09:12 UTC

And whose fault was it that I was broken? You're the one who broke me, Des.

Re: The internet says... des_pudels_kern March 20 2010, 20:25:02 UTC

Hey, if someone took better care of themselves maybe they wouldn't break down because of every single little problem. Cheezburgers do not replace a balanced diet, you know.

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Message from the internet grace_poppy March 20 2010, 06:41:48 UTC

Dear DPK,
Your comments are important to me. But sorry, I've found someone new. Someone who has a tattoo of the whole internet on her back to show how much she loves me. Someone who doesn't leave me every summer for weeks and months on end. You can still be my late-night fling, but hey, don't get too optimistic. I know what side my bread is buttered on. But I hope we can still be friends. You'll always be special to me.
love,
The Internet

Re: Message from the internet des_pudels_kern March 20 2010, 10:06:47 UTC

That, that skank? She doesn't love you like I do! We've been so much, we have come so far, all those trials have only made us stronger! She won't stand by you! She is in love with the idea of you, of having you, she doesn't love you for yourself!
You'll be begging me to come back!

Re: Message from the internet grace_poppy March 20 2010, 20:07:44 UTC

Don't even start! How many times HAVE I begged you to come back? But no, it's always "I'm off to Iran, I've got a dig, I've got a moot, I've got my family, blah blah blah." Always something. Now I've finally found a girl who's content with just ME.

Re: Message from the internet des_pudels_kern March 20 2010, 20:20:15 UTC

Hah, so that's how it is! Can't handle a real woman, can you, you sissy! Well, enjoy your needy, clingy little friend. And best stop commenting with me, she'll start going through your inbox and throwing paranoid, jealous temper tantrums aaaany moment now.

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