No, I'm dead serious (2)
"Am I the only one here who thinks this is an amazing idea? Finally a portal to Twilight through which we can send legions of Scourge, Orcs, and Frost Wyrms to obliterate those damned sparkly bastards.
..............................per se. "
Just HAD to do that.
Check out the thread itself.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=12891292857&sid=1&pageNo=6
"This is how A twilight-WoW story would work:
40%of all dialogue would be about eyes.
Another percentage would be like this...
"We're not like normal vampires. We are all unique in the exact same way. That, and we're sparkly. Very sparkly. "
The remaining percentage would have to do with female "undead" falling in love with socially innapropriate or dangerous parnters, such as the tauren, or arthas.
"I knew 3 things about Arthas. One, he wanted to open a portal to forks, washington for no viable reason, even though he had no knowledge of the place. Second, there was a part of him that was part orc. The rest was human. Or frostmourne, maybe. Third, I was madly, and irrivocably in love with him."
Loads apon loads of fail.
Per se. "
"The lore is created for the player. As someone said we can bend, abuse and break the lore. What your doing is bending it over and doing horrible things to its bum."
"Draenor is another planet, dumbass. NOT A DIMENSION. And don't you dare say "WELL ZOMG LOLZ EARTH IS REAL IN THE WOW UNIVERSE TOO LULZ. ARTHAS DEFINETELY WENT INTO WASHINGTON AND GOT SOME VAMPIRES TO COME TO WOW LLLLUUUUULLLZ"
...Or I'll kill you in, as that other RPer said, a highly detailed Roleplaying paragraph."
"Why the #%%# would Arthas go to Washington to get sparkling vampires. Ok they are like super humans or something but for christ sake, Arthas has a hell of a lot more powerful minions then that. You are like every other person who wants to take major lore characters basically @**@ their character and storyline. You have no clue or idea how to be creative, you just take your favorite stories and say LOL lets force their stupid unimaginative BS on everyone.
Did you see the South Park episode. With this you are **%*#@ Arthas, you are **%*#@ WoW lore, and you are **%*#@ Twilight lore.
I doubt you even think of what your putting everyone else through. I for one wouldnt ever want to walk into to Silvermoon inn and find a bunch of douche bags talking about how they are vampires that sparkle. Seriously i would grab and gather a lynch mob to come and kill you( RP wise at least). You can ruin someone's RP by going up and saying " Hello, my name is Edward Cullen."
Not to mention you guys talking about Twilight is technically against RPing rules.
I'm all up for the vampire hunting guild.... par se.
and to the arrogent bastard that said everyone posting on this is childish. By all means go RP on Emerald Dream or w/e server. Don't come complaining to the forums when this stupid guild runs into your RP and @#*%s it up with their Twilight *%%%."
This had me for a second...I completely agree with this idea. I also think the new hero class should be Barber, and Gandalf the Grey, Joseph Stalin, and the Telitubbies become bosses. The new profession should be Mailman, and Portals should be opened by the Burning Legion into every known fantasy universe and bring all the characters here.
The new race would be Cliche Vampire Emo. Their racial bonuses are blood-sucking, crying, whining, more crying, whining, whining, and whining. They also gain a special Lore Destroy bonus that allows them to connect two completely separate things.
The new area should be called Earth. It has seven continents including Africa and Europe. The capital will be Washington D.C.
Sargeras will equip all of his demons with AK-47s and Soda Hats. However, his plans will be foiled by the Justice League who will then be killed by Spider-Man and his army of Hobbits wielding apple cores.
Eventually, Edward kills everybody and becomes king of the universe with Eitrigg as his slave. Han Solo trapped in carbonite will be placed by his throne. He divorces Bella and marries Pamela Anderson.
However, this is not to be, as Jesus comes down and scolds everyone for being such idiots. He then sends them to Hell.
But, Satan is angry and shoots them out of his cannon at Jesus, who then begins WWIV (WWIII happened long ago).
Jesus gets pissed and sends Satan to hell, even though he was already there. Jesus then proceeds to get pissed at Edward Cullen. He b*tchslaps him and throws him in a ditch filled with bibles.
But Satan becomes angry that he's stuck in hell so he slaps Edward. Again.
Meanwhile, Mother Goose causes a black hole to open outside of hell because her rhymes are FREAKIN' SWEET!
A giant pancake of unknown origins clogs the hole. Joe the Plumber is called in to get it out, but he is now a country music star and does not have the time.
The pancake is eaten by pirates who are in turn killed by ninjas, as ninjas are better than pirates. Adam Sandler is captured by the ninjas and is held at gunpoint for ransom. A crack team of commandoes is assembled to rescue him. It is called the Fellowship of the Sandler. Its members are:
Peter Griffin
Eitrigg
Mrs. Butterworth
Boromir
That is where we currently have left off.
Some of the new legendaries are: The One Ring
The Sword of Gryffindor
William Shatner's Toupee
IPod Nano
Nerf Hammer
In other words:
No."
Yo
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I read this thread last night, and 24 hours later I'm still laughing. Oh. My. God. This is almost as bad as people who tried to bring Lord of the Rings characters into the Conan Online Game. The only, only things they had in common were that they both were fantasy. That was it.
To the OP, I am so sorry for the bashing you have recieved, and while I normally object to such vehement abuse such as you have suffered, you are obviously either very very attached to Twilight (which is a god-awful abomination, I must say. 'Good' Vampires? Eh, Angel was about as much as I could stomach. ) or have very very little experience with Role Playing in MMORPGs, where at least casual aquintance with the required lore is a courtesy to others, and nominally a shield against such bashings as you have recieved here.
*picks up his +4 Impact Ghost Touch Greatclub and thrashes you with it*
Now, please go away and read some decent fantasy books. The Undead do not 'sparkle'. That's like saying Dragons enjoy wallowing in mud and !%@# like pigs or Paladins enjoy a rousing game of molesting small trusting children at the feet of Zaphkiel himself. Such mindlessly lore-breaking filth flies directly into the face of what the subject is and *##@s it hard like a facehugger. Twilight is not so much a Vampire Series as it is a abberant spawn of the comedy/drama/action series of Angel and Buffy, yet without even a hint of the wit, humor or emotional depth of either.
*belts you one last time with the enchanted club, tosses it to a Troll and leaves the thread*"
/gasps for air
Omg. Love this one.
"The fact of the sheer failure and idiocy of this idea that is indescribable properly by human language, the slow, painful, merciless dismantling of the English tongue featured in his video, and the calm way he speaks here would lead me to believe this is nothing more than a troll.
In the unlikely event that it is not, please.... seek help. You may have a serious condition of retardation or insanity. I would suggest therapy or seeing a doctor. You may also be suffering from some kind of brain damage or are in need of a lobotomy surgery.
On a side note, all twilight books must be burned. In addition, Arthas would sooner level the state of Washington than kidnap a random schoolgirl. He would also immediately destroy this "Edward" and his entire family out of rage caused by knowing such irritating, infuriating, *shudders* sparkly, and cliche beings even exist.
"Damnit! The Knights of the Ebon Blade, and The Argent Crusade have, per se, finally found a way to, per se, break into Icecrown Citadel, per se!" Arthas said with a growl.
"What, per se, shall we do, master?" Kel'Thuzad inquired with worry in his voice.
"We must, per se... We must open an inter-dimensional portal, per se, in hopes of finding finding girls who, per se fall, per se in love with bloodthirsty vampires,per se, and monsters, per se, unmercifully sparkly, per se, enough to blow up, per se, our foes heads from, per se, overexposure to *%*@@##-ishness. per se."
Kel'Thuzad: "...what?" "
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Can we get a mod to lock this thread please?
It's clearly not of lore, and therefore, it should not be in this forum.
K..
Thx.
Bai.
But its just so great to point and laugh at."
/second
"Light and Dark are merely variations of Shade.
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per se"
" One does not simply walk into Northrend, per se. "
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"VAMPIREZ R IZ COOL Y U GUYZ FLAME DIZ IDEA I MEAN CMON GUYZ STOOP BEEN MEEN.
VAMPIREZ R REEL IN WOW LOL DARKFALLEN GUYZ LYKE DEY COOL U KNOW. DEY SOOK BLOOD, AND LYKE DK HAZ BLOOD SPEC.
VAMPIREZ R REEL IN LOORE AND DEY BE COOL I WILLZ RP AZ VAMPIRE KK THNX
CAPZ LOCK MAKES ME LOOOK SMART, AND MAKEZ MY POINTZ VERY TROO. "
"Kel'Thuzzad: Hey Arthas, I am bored, what should we do?
Arthas: I dunno, we could open up a portal to a world with a bunch of emo vampires due to unoriginality and kidnap the most emo and cliche vampire's girlfriend instead of laying waste to the new world?
Kel'Thuzzad: That is, without a doubt, the most retar.... *Gets Killed by Nihlium*
Arthas: Oh noez, I guess I will go through with my plans without him.
The only reason I don't want this thread to die is because this is completely and utterly hilarious. "
I would personally go all out on the movie, 'cept that I didn't watch it yet...and I'd hate to speak about something while not fully knowing it, a mistake I made earlier today.
Soo...all opinions are not fully embraced by me...except for a small clip from a fellow reviewer who said that they 'might be cliche'd'. But that doesn't hold credibility anymore.
..............................per se. "
Just HAD to do that.
Check out the thread itself.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=12891292857&sid=1&pageNo=6
"This is how A twilight-WoW story would work:
40%of all dialogue would be about eyes.
Another percentage would be like this...
"We're not like normal vampires. We are all unique in the exact same way. That, and we're sparkly. Very sparkly. "
The remaining percentage would have to do with female "undead" falling in love with socially innapropriate or dangerous parnters, such as the tauren, or arthas.
"I knew 3 things about Arthas. One, he wanted to open a portal to forks, washington for no viable reason, even though he had no knowledge of the place. Second, there was a part of him that was part orc. The rest was human. Or frostmourne, maybe. Third, I was madly, and irrivocably in love with him."
Loads apon loads of fail.
Per se. "
"The lore is created for the player. As someone said we can bend, abuse and break the lore. What your doing is bending it over and doing horrible things to its bum."
"Draenor is another planet, dumbass. NOT A DIMENSION. And don't you dare say "WELL ZOMG LOLZ EARTH IS REAL IN THE WOW UNIVERSE TOO LULZ. ARTHAS DEFINETELY WENT INTO WASHINGTON AND GOT SOME VAMPIRES TO COME TO WOW LLLLUUUUULLLZ"
...Or I'll kill you in, as that other RPer said, a highly detailed Roleplaying paragraph."
"Why the #%%# would Arthas go to Washington to get sparkling vampires. Ok they are like super humans or something but for christ sake, Arthas has a hell of a lot more powerful minions then that. You are like every other person who wants to take major lore characters basically @**@ their character and storyline. You have no clue or idea how to be creative, you just take your favorite stories and say LOL lets force their stupid unimaginative BS on everyone.
Did you see the South Park episode. With this you are **%*#@ Arthas, you are **%*#@ WoW lore, and you are **%*#@ Twilight lore.
I doubt you even think of what your putting everyone else through. I for one wouldnt ever want to walk into to Silvermoon inn and find a bunch of douche bags talking about how they are vampires that sparkle. Seriously i would grab and gather a lynch mob to come and kill you( RP wise at least). You can ruin someone's RP by going up and saying " Hello, my name is Edward Cullen."
Not to mention you guys talking about Twilight is technically against RPing rules.
I'm all up for the vampire hunting guild.... par se.
and to the arrogent bastard that said everyone posting on this is childish. By all means go RP on Emerald Dream or w/e server. Don't come complaining to the forums when this stupid guild runs into your RP and @#*%s it up with their Twilight *%%%."
This had me for a second...I completely agree with this idea. I also think the new hero class should be Barber, and Gandalf the Grey, Joseph Stalin, and the Telitubbies become bosses. The new profession should be Mailman, and Portals should be opened by the Burning Legion into every known fantasy universe and bring all the characters here.
The new race would be Cliche Vampire Emo. Their racial bonuses are blood-sucking, crying, whining, more crying, whining, whining, and whining. They also gain a special Lore Destroy bonus that allows them to connect two completely separate things.
The new area should be called Earth. It has seven continents including Africa and Europe. The capital will be Washington D.C.
Sargeras will equip all of his demons with AK-47s and Soda Hats. However, his plans will be foiled by the Justice League who will then be killed by Spider-Man and his army of Hobbits wielding apple cores.
Eventually, Edward kills everybody and becomes king of the universe with Eitrigg as his slave. Han Solo trapped in carbonite will be placed by his throne. He divorces Bella and marries Pamela Anderson.
However, this is not to be, as Jesus comes down and scolds everyone for being such idiots. He then sends them to Hell.
But, Satan is angry and shoots them out of his cannon at Jesus, who then begins WWIV (WWIII happened long ago).
Jesus gets pissed and sends Satan to hell, even though he was already there. Jesus then proceeds to get pissed at Edward Cullen. He b*tchslaps him and throws him in a ditch filled with bibles.
But Satan becomes angry that he's stuck in hell so he slaps Edward. Again.
Meanwhile, Mother Goose causes a black hole to open outside of hell because her rhymes are FREAKIN' SWEET!
A giant pancake of unknown origins clogs the hole. Joe the Plumber is called in to get it out, but he is now a country music star and does not have the time.
The pancake is eaten by pirates who are in turn killed by ninjas, as ninjas are better than pirates. Adam Sandler is captured by the ninjas and is held at gunpoint for ransom. A crack team of commandoes is assembled to rescue him. It is called the Fellowship of the Sandler. Its members are:
Peter Griffin
Eitrigg
Mrs. Butterworth
Boromir
That is where we currently have left off.
Some of the new legendaries are: The One Ring
The Sword of Gryffindor
William Shatner's Toupee
IPod Nano
Nerf Hammer
In other words:
No."
Yo
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I read this thread last night, and 24 hours later I'm still laughing. Oh. My. God. This is almost as bad as people who tried to bring Lord of the Rings characters into the Conan Online Game. The only, only things they had in common were that they both were fantasy. That was it.
To the OP, I am so sorry for the bashing you have recieved, and while I normally object to such vehement abuse such as you have suffered, you are obviously either very very attached to Twilight (which is a god-awful abomination, I must say. 'Good' Vampires? Eh, Angel was about as much as I could stomach. ) or have very very little experience with Role Playing in MMORPGs, where at least casual aquintance with the required lore is a courtesy to others, and nominally a shield against such bashings as you have recieved here.
*picks up his +4 Impact Ghost Touch Greatclub and thrashes you with it*
Now, please go away and read some decent fantasy books. The Undead do not 'sparkle'. That's like saying Dragons enjoy wallowing in mud and !%@# like pigs or Paladins enjoy a rousing game of molesting small trusting children at the feet of Zaphkiel himself. Such mindlessly lore-breaking filth flies directly into the face of what the subject is and *##@s it hard like a facehugger. Twilight is not so much a Vampire Series as it is a abberant spawn of the comedy/drama/action series of Angel and Buffy, yet without even a hint of the wit, humor or emotional depth of either.
*belts you one last time with the enchanted club, tosses it to a Troll and leaves the thread*"
/gasps for air
Omg. Love this one.
"The fact of the sheer failure and idiocy of this idea that is indescribable properly by human language, the slow, painful, merciless dismantling of the English tongue featured in his video, and the calm way he speaks here would lead me to believe this is nothing more than a troll.
In the unlikely event that it is not, please.... seek help. You may have a serious condition of retardation or insanity. I would suggest therapy or seeing a doctor. You may also be suffering from some kind of brain damage or are in need of a lobotomy surgery.
On a side note, all twilight books must be burned. In addition, Arthas would sooner level the state of Washington than kidnap a random schoolgirl. He would also immediately destroy this "Edward" and his entire family out of rage caused by knowing such irritating, infuriating, *shudders* sparkly, and cliche beings even exist.
"Damnit! The Knights of the Ebon Blade, and The Argent Crusade have, per se, finally found a way to, per se, break into Icecrown Citadel, per se!" Arthas said with a growl.
"What, per se, shall we do, master?" Kel'Thuzad inquired with worry in his voice.
"We must, per se... We must open an inter-dimensional portal, per se, in hopes of finding finding girls who, per se fall, per se in love with bloodthirsty vampires,per se, and monsters, per se, unmercifully sparkly, per se, enough to blow up, per se, our foes heads from, per se, overexposure to *%*@@##-ishness. per se."
Kel'Thuzad: "...what?" "
"
Can we get a mod to lock this thread please?
It's clearly not of lore, and therefore, it should not be in this forum.
K..
Thx.
Bai.
But its just so great to point and laugh at."
/second
"Light and Dark are merely variations of Shade.
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per se"
" One does not simply walk into Northrend, per se. "
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.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::|::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : :|:::|'-,/|:::| being mistaken for the similar-dressed
.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,|_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\:::::::::::\:::\"-/|::| Vampire children of Colorado. The guild will be
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.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ warlocks, Coloradoians, and Lore Protectors.
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.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/:||\-, Butters, a level 1 human wimp.
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"VAMPIREZ R IZ COOL Y U GUYZ FLAME DIZ IDEA I MEAN CMON GUYZ STOOP BEEN MEEN.
VAMPIREZ R REEL IN WOW LOL DARKFALLEN GUYZ LYKE DEY COOL U KNOW. DEY SOOK BLOOD, AND LYKE DK HAZ BLOOD SPEC.
VAMPIREZ R REEL IN LOORE AND DEY BE COOL I WILLZ RP AZ VAMPIRE KK THNX
CAPZ LOCK MAKES ME LOOOK SMART, AND MAKEZ MY POINTZ VERY TROO. "
"Kel'Thuzzad: Hey Arthas, I am bored, what should we do?
Arthas: I dunno, we could open up a portal to a world with a bunch of emo vampires due to unoriginality and kidnap the most emo and cliche vampire's girlfriend instead of laying waste to the new world?
Kel'Thuzzad: That is, without a doubt, the most retar.... *Gets Killed by Nihlium*
Arthas: Oh noez, I guess I will go through with my plans without him.
The only reason I don't want this thread to die is because this is completely and utterly hilarious. "
I would personally go all out on the movie, 'cept that I didn't watch it yet...and I'd hate to speak about something while not fully knowing it, a mistake I made earlier today.
Soo...all opinions are not fully embraced by me...except for a small clip from a fellow reviewer who said that they 'might be cliche'd'. But that doesn't hold credibility anymore.