Comments | derogatory: @partypoopers WHATEVER THEN FORGET MY AWESOME JACK HARKNESS/CHUCK BASS FIC I WAS ALREADY WRITING

derogatory

@partypoopers WHATEVER THEN FORGET MY AWESOME JACK HARKNESS/CHUCK BASS FIC I WAS ALREADY WRITING

Sep 13, 2008 12:35

( no one deserves a blue face; havemercy review )

a whore has feelings, how long is this cornelia thing..., dibs on spinzaku, hurts like a bitch huh tosh, tonight we fuck lelouch!!!, my books!!!!, im gonna kill you suzie costello, no we mustn't!!, ianto: bangers and mash :((((, series reviews, jack: i gotta write that book, life knife, i think it's dashing!

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wither September 13 2008, 17:21:29 UTC

i never know what the hell you're talking about but for some reason i laugh anyway

i think it's lines like "naive country boy, embittered middle aged dude, simon tam-esq student guy, raucous jackass bully guy-- omg they are the marauders FUCK"

derogatory September 13 2008, 17:25:33 UTC

TURN IN EACH WEEK FOR HORRIFIED REVELATIONS ABOUT LITERATURE

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derogatory September 13 2008, 18:34:41 UTC

I AM A MONSTER!!!!

heaveno September 13 2008, 20:23:20 UTC

Did Jaida have a character named Cassie Claire in the book or some other BNF of yore?

I saw a request asking for "Joker/Two-Face Skullfuck" on the Batman kinkmeme and decided maybe it was a little too hardcore for me. Anonymous people are scary.

derogatory September 13 2008, 20:25:51 UTC

There were seriously NO. LADIES. I cannot stress that enough. like over 20 characters and... okay there was one lady but she was mentioned by name less than 20 times and..... died. Redeeming qualities referenced after her untimely demise; hair.

omg skull fuck? i hate the internet.

heaveno September 13 2008, 20:40:00 UTC

dgdf wow, people are probably lauding her for being so brave as to have openly gay characters, but yet she only has one barely developed female in it. But she did have nice hair! So what more does a girl need? Nothing.

Worst part was that it got MULTIPLE RESPONSES.

dalton September 13 2008, 22:30:33 UTC

well Jackie, you know what to do when we want gay sex in something that lacks actual gay sex.

make it up ourselves!

derogatory September 13 2008, 22:37:31 UTC

jfhkd what we do best!

dalton September 13 2008, 22:40:27 UTC

so do it.

derogatory September 14 2008, 00:20:05 UTC

It's not that easy fjhs

arisato September 14 2008, 02:32:07 UTC

JAIDA AND DANI'S BOOK it was a joint effort.

Bawling don't even mention draco malfoy to me, okay, i love caius and i want him to nuke somebody's skull so badly in the sequel. Actually the one thing I want most in the world right now is like. Caius and Balfour's Most Excellent Adventure.

derogatory September 14 2008, 03:04:35 UTC

I CALLED IT THAT ONCE. if thats all anybody takes away from this review, they weren't reading it carefully enough.

derogatory September 14 2008, 03:08:15 UTC

GOD CAIUS AND BALFOUR'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE. imagine the fun you can have with metal hands...........dont worry.............they heat up