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[derghaust]

On returning home from the bar last night I discovered, placed in front of the door to my room, a box with a familiar symbol on the side. "Amazon?" I thought. "Who would be cool enough to send me books from Amazon? After relieving myself I opened the box with my switchblade. Inside I found, not books, but instead a palette of twelve Hamburger

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[ieatbigboogers]

My grandpa likes to talk about how, when he was a bachelor, his mother would give left-overs to the milkman who would leave them at Grandpa's door as he made his rounds. I guess this is the same thing, but for 2009.

[derghaust]

Parents are awesome. I wish milkmen still existed, though.