oh, you know...psion_dynamoJanuary 6 2012, 17:59:10 UTC
ruined my bank account, went to a meet+greet with local college age kinksters, and the went to a bar with some for the all ages meet, and ended up with my shirt off and making out with someone's sub after intellectual foreplay about sociology/anthropology and mutual experiences growing up with organized religion. Saw a couple of pairs of breats, too, and also got a promise to teach me Magic (I learned before, but I need a refresher. MKE kinksters are geeky, too.
His name is James Adomian. He is HOLY FUCK hilarious, drop dead gorgeous, and when I say "flirting" I mean we talked a bit and he was very affable and I think he was checking me out and I was totally oogling him, which is about as good at flirting as I can get (unless we get into "accidental flirting" territory, of which I am very familiar). I'm gonna check out another show of his this sunday, then I think he's going back to New York where he's from.
But you should ABSOLUTELY check him out. He is fucking AWESOME.
Hobotangs: people who aren't homeless or even poor but will try to steal/borrow anything that isn't nailed down, whether they need it or not, just because they can. Named bc Dave's hobotang neighbors were climbing another neighbor's tree, stealing oranges like hobo orangutans. Hobotangs are born with fleshpockets in their skin, so that they can fill them with any change or oranges they find.
"Crickets": Dave's (now former?) skanky neighbor who sleeps with so many guys that she must have 19 vaginas, and she feeds them crickets.
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So it was a mixed bag, but ended well.
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But you should ABSOLUTELY check him out. He is fucking AWESOME.
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His book is awesome, btw.
Do you listen to the Walking The Room podcast? He's guested on there a couple times.
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Main 2 references you need to know:
Hobotangs: people who aren't homeless or even poor but will try to steal/borrow anything that isn't nailed down, whether they need it or not, just because they can. Named bc Dave's hobotang neighbors were climbing another neighbor's tree, stealing oranges like hobo orangutans. Hobotangs are born with fleshpockets in their skin, so that they can fill them with any change or oranges they find.
"Crickets": Dave's (now former?) skanky neighbor who sleeps with so many guys that she must have 19 vaginas, and she feeds them crickets.
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