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[deranged_gofer]

Please help me!

I'm trapped in the hall coat closet with the King of France!

-Eric

Comments

[drunkirishdude]

so tell me George I mean Eric... are you allergice to anything??? Medications... certain types of alcohol... poison?? Just for curiosity's sake of course!!

[drunkirishdude]

Yes!! But you have to go alone!!!

[deranged_gofer]

I can't get out of the closet!

[drunkirishdude]

Well why not!!! You are wasting valuable beer drinking time!!!

[deranged_gofer]

Um, because I am locked in. I'm beginning to think that you can't help me.

Where did that girl go?

[drunkirishdude]

well do a bloody unlocking charm and get out!! And I CAN help you!! I told you to find a chimaera, right??? you have to hurry though because after the spider lays its eggs the chimaera can only help within, uh, 24 hours!!! yeah, that's it!! after 24 hours it's permenent so you'd better hurry!!!

[deranged_gofer]

Unlocking charm? What's that?

[drunkirishdude]

are you a wizard or not??? point your wand at the door and say alohomora!! HURRY!!

[deranged_gofer]

I'm a wizard?

[drunkirishdude]

.... you know, I'm amazed someone hasn't tried to kill you before now.

[deranged_gofer]

Why would someone want to kill me? I mean - this spider probably wants to live in my carcass or something - but why would a person want to kill me?

[drunkirishdude]

Uh. No reason!