12 - He worked hard on that ugly

[der_umgekehrte]

[What can fairies do? Glamour. For the next hour, we've replaced your usual Chief Stildyne with Folgers Crystals a handsome, healthy young man with no scars to speak of and a voice that doesn't sound like rubble being stirred. He does, however, sound annoyed.]

Comments

[uberwaldian]

...Hello, Stildyne.

[More like "Hellooooo, Stilyne!" Amirite?]

[der_umgekehrte]

Oh, get it over with. [He's radiating curmudgeon. This is deeply, deeply embarrassing.]

[uberwaldian]

Oh, all right, if you're going to be like that about it. You'd probably look better with a few more scars.

[der_umgekehrte]

I look like I'm in service work. Or someone's young intern. It's awkward. I can't intimidate people like this.

[audio]

[theviralsource]

No.

And killing them only brings more.

[audio]

[der_umgekehrte]

So the gentleman in warpaint and feathers indicates.

Hell with this, I'm going to the gym.

[audio]

[theviralsource]

Figured I wasn't the only one trying to get rid of them that way.

Let me know if you come across any there.

audio

[darknessb4me]

Ignoring them annoys them?

[You'd think he would have figured this out before they'd stolen all of his clothes, braided his hair into pigtails, and put his furniture on the roof.]

audio

[der_umgekehrte]

Apparently. I was watching my step and being polite and they slapped this face on me. [He glowers wrathfully. It's... not super-effective.]

Re: audio

[darknessb4me]

Maybe you're not ignoring them hard enough.

Re: audio

[der_umgekehrte]

How are you faring at it?

[He's suspicious of your audio, sir.]