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der_umgekehrte

7 - WALL ME BROS

Nov 11, 2011 17:19

All right. So this is a usual thing. Good to know.

If anyone from the Bench out there is out there, my removal from duty was a funny accident and you can ask me all about it when I get back.

[Like hell he's ever coming back]

fourth wall day, actually a public post

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of_wheatfields November 12 2011, 01:26:42 UTC

This is Ragnarok, Chief Engineer to deserter.

We were wondering where you were hiding your carcass, Chief. Scylla's kidnapped Chief Medical, half convinced you were staging a rescue attempt.

der_umgekehrte November 12 2011, 01:27:23 UTC

They've what.

of_wheatfields November 12 2011, 01:29:03 UTC

Right out of the service house. We're throwing a party in Engineering. I'd invite you. But you deserted.

der_umgekehrte November 12 2011, 01:29:31 UTC

Dammit, Serge-!

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wizkit November 12 2011, 02:44:12 UTC

Ha, what?

der_umgekehrte November 12 2011, 02:45:57 UTC

[Hello, young lady. You appear to have cat ears.]

Can I help you?

wizkit November 12 2011, 02:53:30 UTC

Probably not. But...can I help you? I know all about funny accidents, me.

der_umgekehrte November 12 2011, 03:41:32 UTC

No. No, think I'll be all right. The Bench can handle itself with me away.

needsaccordion November 12 2011, 03:17:11 UTC

[Pinkie is chewing cupcakes and staring at you.]

You're funny lookin'. Are you like Discord?

[Puts on sunglasses] der_umgekehrte November 12 2011, 03:43:33 UTC

No, ma'am. I'm Security.

The best? The best. needsaccordion November 12 2011, 03:52:41 UTC

What's security?

der_umgekehrte November 12 2011, 04:01:31 UTC

Me.

I stop people from ...

[How do you explain it to a distractable pink horse-being.]

Doing bad things.

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iwashisreason November 12 2011, 04:28:10 UTC

[Have...a said eyed slightly familiar looking woman.]

..Hello.

der_umgekehrte November 12 2011, 04:32:40 UTC

[Wait, he knows that face. There's a long pause until he realizes that he's seen that face in the context of a photoprint. Hell, that's a pretty cruel stunt to pull on Mark.]

Miss Hoffman. [He dips his head to her.] What can I do for you?

iwashisreason November 12 2011, 05:00:31 UTC

[She doesn't bother to correct him.]

You know my brother.

[Her voice is soft]

My brother the murderer.

Private der_umgekehrte November 12 2011, 05:01:55 UTC

[The private filter goes up so fast it will make your head spin]

Your brother the extremely mis-led man. Yes, he's a murderer. But that shouldn't be the first thing he is. He's working to get past it.

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idirectedrepo November 12 2011, 04:56:53 UTC

...Jesus christ you're ugly.

[From the mouth of the Hollywood Douchebag.]

der_umgekehrte November 12 2011, 04:58:12 UTC

[Hmm? Ah, an admirer.]

Thanks, but you've barely seen me in action. [Bright smile. All the teeth. The amazing transformation that makes his grinning face look almost like a skull.]

idirectedrepo November 12 2011, 05:05:52 UTC

[All the repulsed]

...You're just made for pictures.

der_umgekehrte November 12 2011, 05:06:50 UTC

[Oh, that's a gratifying look. He stands a bit taller.]

I've worked hard on it, over the years. What can I say.

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