Musical Chairs

[denverbettie]

I spent the greater portion of last night pumping up the double-wide version of an air mattress with the world's smallest foot pump. Eventually, I imagined The Stormtrooper going slowly crazy by way of each foot's thud on the wood floor above her head (like Chinese water torture, only louder) and gave up my fruitless efforts. By that point, the

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[insolentkitty]

Just when you feel fairly confident that you can anticipate every one of mom's moves, she hits you with a new one! I'll never understand the way moms operate.

[denverbettie]

She always has new moves. Not sure why I even try to plan a defense! I wonder if I will be that way when I'm older. The magic 8 ball says yes.

[ms_pooka]

i could've told you about the irish cream.

did you ever find out which streets?

[denverbettie]

But we don't drink IRISH cream around here. Never in a million could I have predicted.

Any streets.

[ms_pooka]

please tell me the woman doesn't rail against liquor for being irish.

does your family really discriminate against the irish population or is it just a running joke?

[denverbettie]

Liquor and tea.

Discriminate as in referring affectionately to my college roommate as a Mc? Yes.

[vishvakarman]

Damn I love your narration.

Not meaning to sound accusatory, but I think your mom is assisting in the Bent's weight problem. You probably already know this.

Not being a drinker, I have to ask if it was Bailey's IRISH creme that she wanted. I eagerly await your reply. Well, not really all that eagerly.

[denverbettie]

Thanks Vish.

I've told you, B is simply big boned.

Yes, IRISH cream. And she had IRISH breakfast tea last time she was here. Makes no sense....something's gone wrong.