Bleach - [Aizen/Hitler] - Untitled

May 28, 2008 14:38

Pairing: Aizen/Hitler
Rating: R
Notes: WRITTEN ON A DARE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

... Srsly. )

bleach: aizen sousuke, series: bleach

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ruxi May 28 2008, 18:53:12 UTC
...I consider this an early + best birthday gift, Shini.

ALTHOUGH I AGREE THAT YOUR HITLER MIGHT BE A BIT OFF. Please consult weepingcock for further shinigami-Nazi porn recommendations.

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keikain May 28 2008, 22:28:32 UTC
I'll put a bow on it for you?

>: See, I think I need a canon review, because my Hitler voice never seems to come out right. Maybe he's better suited to anal.

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ruxi May 28 2008, 22:52:06 UTC
lol wait til next week.

Well, see, I'm not really into his canon, but it always seemed to me like there was a deep trauma associated with his moustache? For it to be so horribly neglected during their trysts, reduced to not even afterthought - for every hair to be dismissed like the many sins and virtues of Adolf's soul - for everything he stands for to be so easily discarded (Shini, Aizen said nor even a word of praise for its greasy shine!)... I don't know, I think he'd be much more frustrated over the moustache issue. The moustache is kind of a symbol, you see. You can't just overlook it. It's got meaning.

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ex_hitokiri May 28 2008, 19:03:56 UTC
aizen/penguin/hilter. GO!

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keikain May 28 2008, 22:29:02 UTC
I- I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

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abandonreality May 28 2008, 19:08:21 UTC
OMG.. *dies*

This is why I love you Shini, cos you can do this stuff. XD;;?

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keikain May 28 2008, 22:30:23 UTC
XDD I- I love you, too.

I'm trying to decide whether I'm going to get taken out and shot for bad porn or insensitivity first.

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anonymous May 28 2008, 19:47:38 UTC
Best laugh i had at work ever.

--goro@phone

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keikain May 28 2008, 22:31:07 UTC
DON'T READ HITLER PORN AT WORK, GORON.

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gorogoro May 29 2008, 00:19:50 UTC
I HAVE TO HAVE SOME AMUSEMENT TIME, SHUNU. PORN: MAKES WORK MORE FUN!

(A-although I really had to restrain my laughing or the guy at the next desk would have asked and... ohgod.)

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starswing May 28 2008, 19:56:09 UTC
..... My brain. It hurts. So badly.

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keikain May 28 2008, 22:31:55 UTC
I- It was a dare. I had to see if I could do it.

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