My LiveJournal Sitcomdenialofservice's Life (ABC, 10:30): denialofservice (Elijah Wood) gets a job as secretary to killkillkiill (Amy Poehler). Later, iheartretards (Pete Postlethwaite) and _abrokensmile (Alan Thicke) perform slapstick at a deserted mansion. Meanwhile, cuntishness (Kevin Kline) ruins fraudulent (Claire Forlani)'s favourite PDA ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal SitcomBringing Up cats (ABC, 10:30): denialofservice (Elijah Wood) and cuntishness (Kevin Kline) find a lost guinea pig at the theatre. The next day, ovicidal (Stephen Baldwin) convinces killkillkiill (Amy Poehler) to learn to speak Tlingit. That night, iheartretards (Pete Postlethwaite) dances with i_heart_meeses (Tupac Shakur). ( Read more... )

Well as if I and everyone else didn't know it already it's now official im a failure. failed not one but two exams today so yeah ( Read more... )

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Its all lies i tell you

Simon's bits are best described as his "heavy-duty sword".

We'll make the same mistakes
I'll take the fall for you
I hope you need this now
Cause I know I still do.

I changed the look of my journal!

well kinda, I just fucked around with the colors and stuff.

heres some options

1. It's great
2. Get a life theres more important things to do
3. I love you can I have your babies
4. You suck I hope you die of skin cancer
5. I just wasted 5 seconds of my life

Please post the best option.

Yeah thats about it.

Since when did it become my fucking fault.

Don't turn around and bitch at me. You were the one who ditched me me last night so don't go getting your panties in a knot when you say jump and I don't say how high. I know you don't want me around when your with your friends anyway ( Read more... )

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Dainty?!