Better Late than Never
Okay, so yesterday I promised kyohana a challenge prompt for today - since we've been doing so well with them lately. Of course, I should have posted it last night, but I was a little preoccupied watching Junjo Romantica late into the night.
Can you ever forgive me?
So, here's your prompt challenge: Cleaning supplies (from Windex to vacuums to feather ( Read more... )
Can you ever forgive me?
So, here's your prompt challenge: Cleaning supplies (from Windex to vacuums to feather ( Read more... )
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I love it :D
There were some things one never expected to see. The stocker stood at the end of the aisle, watching the customer open, sniff bottles of cleaner, frown severely at them and replace them on the shelf. Bleach, ammonia, and others that were surely toxic, each sniffed and dismissed systematically until there were three bottles left.
The red eyes had to be the result of the chemicals. “What?” the customer asked sharply.
“What are you doing?” the stocker blurted out.
The customer turned to the shelf, repeating his ritual. “Looking for this. Kurama uses it. It makes me think of him.”
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Is Hiei looking for something to kill someone with? ...With cleaning supplies?
And then I read "Kurama uses it" and I started laughing in the middle of my speech class (talk about awkward).
I don't know why my brain went there but...it was great!
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And what are you doing reading lj during a test...*tsktsk*
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Now let me ask you, what is everyone else NOT doing on LJ during a test? This is a far better use of my time, I believe 8D
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There was an old Ningen saying, ‘cleanliness is next to godliness’. Of course, Hiei could care less about ningen and their silly proverbs. He did, though, enjoy watching the fox clean his small apartment.
Kurama meticulously dusted and polished each piece of furniture until it gleamed; swept and mopped the hardwood floors until you could (if you so desired) eat off them; and scrubbed the bathroom - shower, tub, sink and commode - until they shone.
However, it wasn’t how Kurama did his cleaning that had Hiei enthralled, it was the way in which the fox went about his work… completely nude!
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“What the hell is this thing?”
“…It’s a…vacuum.”
“A vacuum. Really?”
“Mm-hmm.”
“It doesn’t look like a vacuum.”
“Well, y-you know, it’s one of those...hand-held kinds.”
Koenma flushed as Yusuke leaned over him, placing lips against his hear. “And where you…vacuum, it's dusty?”
“H-Hardly.” He stuttered as a hand slid around his waist. “I just…vacuum for the…practice.”
“I see.” Koenma bit back a moan, his ‘vacuum’ being prominently rubbed below his sash. “I don’t suppose you’d like any more practice, then.”
Koenma finally gave up on his paperwork, spinning to face Yusuke. “No, but I could use a different tool.”
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