"Hey, this is Abigail. I don't know if my reputation is preceding me, or what. But I definitely require more than just a 'Hey, how are you?' before I'm letting your tongue anywhere near my skin. If you want to go to Caritas and get a drink with me or something, then maybe we can talk."
"Dude. //I did not know you spoke Japanese. That's awesome. But what was I going to share with you? You're coming to the thing tonight, right? We can talk then?"// Dude. Sugoi."
"Dude, have you lost your mind? I did not sleep with a hooker! Who told you that? First of all, that's gross. Second of all, that's gross. Third, I'd like to not die by frying pan assault, if that's at all possible. And if, for some reason, I went completely out of my mind and decided to do such a filthy, insanely wrong thing as to cheat on my girlfriend by paying a woman to sleep with me, you should, under no circumstances, congratulate me. Sometimes, I really can't believe we're related."
"Hello, this is Emma Frost. I would like to invite you on behalf of myself and Ares to a welcome party for the new teachers at the high school this Sunday evening. It will be at 15 Griffin Way and have alcohol. And food. Hope to see you there!"
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"I think I'd just rather think of you without underwear. No favor needed! ...Okay, mostly kidding, I'll be right there."
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"Hey, this is Abigail. I don't know if my reputation is preceding me, or what. But I definitely require more than just a 'Hey, how are you?' before I'm letting your tongue anywhere near my skin. If you want to go to Caritas and get a drink with me or something, then maybe we can talk."
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"Dude. //I did not know you spoke Japanese. That's awesome. But what was I going to share with you? You're coming to the thing tonight, right? We can talk then?"// Dude. Sugoi."
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"Dude, have you lost your mind? I did not sleep with a hooker! Who told you that? First of all, that's gross. Second of all, that's gross. Third, I'd like to not die by frying pan assault, if that's at all possible. And if, for some reason, I went completely out of my mind and decided to do such a filthy, insanely wrong thing as to cheat on my girlfriend by paying a woman to sleep with me, you should, under no circumstances, congratulate me. Sometimes, I really can't believe we're related."
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