It's the snakes.

[demonrapunzel]

I was supposed to wake up earlier than like, five minutes ago, because I have to go to several places and unto them bestow my glittering resumé. Except I am an excellent sleeper, so now I am having coffee and toast. I wish we had cinnamon. Three paycheques from now, I will be able to buy groceries for real, as opposed to picking up something to

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[nonethewiser]

[nonethewiser]

Well, they were on the last PETA vegan junk food list... here's one:
http://www.vegcooking.com/guide.asp

[initialdescent]

I understand the need to retaliate with stellar birthday presents. I've been plotting what to get Mike for his birthday since June. I have a super seekrit trip planned, which he's probably already got figured out, but it'll be fun regardless.

[demonrapunzel]

See, it would be so much easier to get him spectacular things if I had a decent job. There's my motivation! New job = presents for super awesome boyfriend.

[bigbull]

no No NO!!! While I don't mind presents you need to follow my example and get meaningful presents as frugally as possible!

I also life the fact that given my birthday IS 8 months away you are thinking of what to get me then... which means that you want to stick around at least that long and THAT makes me happy!

[demonrapunzel]

Of course I plan to stick around that long! Are you kidding?! Do you even know how awesome you are? Why would I want to get off the WHEEL OF AWESOME?

XO

[elshastorm]

You can always make vegan cookies with bananas instead of eggs.

♥

[demonrapunzel]

"Make" cookies?

What is this making cookies of which you speak? Cookies that I... make myself?

I don't understand your strange language.

[bigbull]

Maybe she means cookies that I would make! :P

[demonrapunzel]

OH!

Suddenly, it all makes sense. Cookies that YOU make. Not me. Now I get it.

:P

[indigosarah]

Hee! I had to send it. It made me think of you.