ARE YOU **SHITTING** ME

[demonqueen666]

Courtesy of a sharp-eyed poster on a thread over at cleolinda's journal:

"THERE IS A FIERCELY PROTECTIVE IMMORTAL HERO WHO LONGS FOR YOUR HEART AND HIS NAME IS JESUS."

WHAT...THE...FUUUUCK.

Comments

[kiki_miserychic]

Wha? Everyone knows Jesus is a zombie.

[airings]

LOL at the "writer"'s name. KIMBERLY POWERS, HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM THE EVIL VAMPIRE BOOKS' CLUTCHES.

[dollsome]

... Should I be worried that this creeps me out infinitely less than Twilight? Honestly, my immediate reaction was, 'Yes, young ladies of today, fall in love with Jesus instead!! It's better than EdCull!'

[demonqueen666]

I just...trying to "appeal" to the youth of today by trying to draw comparisons between Jesus and Edward Freakin' Cullen...no. Christianity FAIL. So what else is new?

[nicole_anell]

TEAM JESUS.

[demonqueen666]

...I don't know why that makes me think of playing an RPG videogame, and seeing the box pop up on the screen "You Have Added Jesus To Your Party!"

Totally a cause for screencapture in any case, though.