Dear Asshat Patron from Case Western (Why are you even here)

[demonfire]

I'm sorry you're trying to use a program I'm not familiar with. I'm sorry you don't understand the concept that Microsoft Outlook is probably not going to work for you on our computers because you don't have an account set up for it. I'm so very sorry I recommended you try using a method that I know works when you asked me to help you. Thanks

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[take_walker]

Meanies. >:(

Well, I love you at least. <3

[demonfire]

Awww, you gonna come beat her up for me. She's still here. I swear to god she must have a lemon up her ass or something, because she's had this sour expression on her face for the last two hours.

[dingram]

I'm sorry you get some ridiculous customers, but I do so enjoy your open letters.

[demonfire]

Sometimes it's the only reason I tolerate crap from people, it gives me a chanec to write hilariously angry letters.