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[demoncutter]

[ Attention Straw Hats! There is an unsightly looking green fungus algae marimo in your living room, sleeping the morning away like it hasn't been missing for days, weeks, months, years, etc.. It's not snoring, at least not obnoxiously, but it might take a tap or two to wake.

But, hey, at least it's not naked.

... OR IS IT? ]

Comments

1/3

[sniperkingftw]

[ Don't mind Usopp, he's just getting more tissu WHAT THE FUCK ANOTHER HOUSE GUEST- ]

2/3

[sniperkingftw]

[ brb brain rebooting. system failure. ]

3/3

[sniperkingftw]

[ Just. Just. WUT. ]

[ He is speechless. You have left USOPP without coherent words.

Fishing around in pocket and chucking a pen at you. Just uh. Just in case. ]

[demoncutter]

[ A pen, really? Is that ALL you've got?

ZORO REFUSES TO BE WOKEN BY A MERE PEN, so it bounces off his forehead and into the beyond. With the crickets. ]

[Action]

[demoncutter]

[ Who said anything about a couch? MAN THE FLOOR IS ZORO'S DEEEEN, but let's go with couch anyway, since there was never any specification.

Snooze. ]

[Action]

[demoncutter]

[ YES, NOT THAT... IT'S A WE. Unless Hugo wanted to sleep with him, or something. Too bad that'd make Caesar jealous.

And excuse yourself, sir. DO YOU NOT SEE THE EFFORT SANJI WENT THROUGH TO WAKE ZORO? ... Probably not since this is probably happening before that, but shhhh. ]

[Action] - YESSSS. <3

[chiisaichou]

[HOLY SHIT BIG SCARY MAN ALMOST CRUSHING HER OUT OF NO WHERE. One of the many houseguests at the Strawhat abode, the tiniest one at only 3/4s of an inch in height, was laying happily right where your head now is, Zoro. Miyabi is fuming at almost being crushed, so she's snarling, her aura burning a bright red, and is reaching for her sword.

That is, until she sees that mop of green hair. ...Green. What. Didn't Sanji tell her when she was being a sneaky, sneaky ninja that one of their crew members had green hair? Hm, who was i--THE SWORDSMAN! Miyabi chokes - she'd been admiring your katanas while you were away, Zoro - and hops her way onto his chest, staring up at him with a tilted head. Pff, he looks funny.

...Lets make him look funnier.]

Hehhe~ ♥

[She does grab her sword, but flips it so the calligraphy brush on the hilt is held outwards. Carefully, she stalks her way up to his face, and begins to draw on it. What, you did almost squash her flat. You'll be getting a monocle, some kanji that mean "doofus" on your forehead, and a

[Action] - :ooo? <3?

[demoncutter]

[ Nobody touches Zoro's katanas, lady, that crush is now JUSTIFIED. And doubly so thanks to the "beautiful" art. Thanks, do you know how much his shipmates are going to MOCK him for this?

Oh, and while she's doodling, his eyes are going to SNAP open and he's going to sit straight up. ]

[Action] - 8Da I've wanted to thread with you, hurdur. <3

[chiisaichou]

[Hey, hey, admire doesn't necessarily mean touch. Miyabi knows swords are precious to each swordsman, being one herself, so she didn't touch them, just looked at them. Though the temptation was intense. And your crewmates mock you already, what are you talking about. :| And her art is amazing, get out.

The eyes opening oh so suddenly do get a wonderful yelp out of her, though, and she quite literally hops off his face, scrambling to get away. Chase a little glowing light ball, y/n?]

YEEEEK!!

[Action] - I am a bit of an elusive beast, sometimes. |D; But that makes me happy. <3!

[demoncutter]

[ Admire, touch. Same diff. YOU LOOKED AT THEM FUNNY, them's his babiessss not like that one episode, Pi Yeah, they do, but he can ignore it when it's not about writing on his faceee. ... It so isn't, I'VE PLAYED THAT GAMEE. I know what counts as a heart!

... Naaah. No chasing. He's just going to fall back and snore. ]

[Action]

[courageofheart]

[Mrs. Brisby, who had been mostly keeping to herself, was a little surprised to see another new person.

She doesn't quite have the intent of waking him up, rather, she's cautiously wandering closer to get a look at him.]

[Action]

[demoncutter]

[ Looking is fine, however her proximity causes his breathing to slow. Whatever noises he would've been making before are completely gone. ]

[Action]

[courageofheart]

[She notices the silence, tensing a bit. But, of course, she didn't scurry off yet - rather, she prepared to run in case he did move.]

[Action]

[demoncutter]

[ Nope, no moving. Actually, he's unusually still. ]