Whatever

[demon_tiger]

I am bored so...

Say whatever you want about whatever you want. Vent, rant, talk about your sex life, whatever you want. I don't care. I'll leave this up all weekend. IP logging will be off, anonymous commenting allowed.

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[theskirtgirlie]

I love these, but anywho.

There's this boy that I'm mooning over and it's (naturally) driving me up the wall. He has two incredibly bizarre, to me anyway things in common with my one and only ex. Same name, same zodiac sign. He's been Leo-ing (being blatantly nonchalant but still putting out the vibe. Only Leos can be blatantly nonchalant) at me and it has me incredibly twatterpated. I went to his fourth of July party and he chopped a watermelon with a machete and when he threw me a piece I was too drunk to catch it right so it landed on my chest. Basically I was GLISTENING with watermelon on my boobs and my friend next to me yelled at him for throwing it too hard and also suggested that he lick it off since he made the mess. And he did, oh sweet sassafrass. I want him to do that again. I want to get biblically sexy on his ass the way only a pagan virgin can

[demon_tiger]

That's fucking awesome, haha. Wow. I can imagine getting hit with a watermelon hurt like hell. But, I think that's kind of hot, harr.

Yes, that did alleviate my boredom. Made my night better too. Thanks!