Comments | demon_rum: Mrc and Esc: Hunt, Eat, Rut

demon_rum

Mrc and Esc: Hunt, Eat, Rut

Jul 17, 2011 19:34

Mrc and Esc wake in their small cave when the sun comes up. They both want food, but all Mrc finds is old meat. It smells.

“Esc, no food.”

“That is bad,” Esc says. “We will hunt!”

( it does not improve after the jump. )

fml, esca&marcus, wtf!fic, c.r.a.p.

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random_hato July 18 2011, 03:02:47 UTC

completely in love with this <3

demon_rum July 18 2011, 03:08:24 UTC

I'M GLAD SOMEONE IS. I KINDA WANT TO VANISH.

demon_rum July 20 2011, 17:14:45 UTC

you are, as always, my harshest critic ;p

bunn July 18 2011, 07:43:04 UTC

Ridiculous! :-D

am still laughing...

demon_rum July 18 2011, 12:23:30 UTC

thank you! you can do the math: a lack of sleep + half a bottle of wine + Motetus' adorable baby-mammoths-picture = Mrc&Esc.

and that's what I did with my weekend.

bunn July 18 2011, 16:43:28 UTC

Had to come back and re-read.

"Eeeeer iiii! Eeeeer iiii!"

*giggles madly*

"Choo"

*splorfle : falls over*

poziomeczka July 18 2011, 09:45:09 UTC

OH MY GOD.

OH MY ACTUAL GOD.

demon_rum July 18 2011, 12:24:12 UTC

YES I KNOW.

"COME MRC, WE RUT NOW."

WTF.

poziomeczka July 18 2011, 12:25:10 UTC

THEY DON'T SAY THAT OFTEN ENOUGH.

demon_rum July 18 2011, 12:29:15 UTC

WHO DOES, REALLY?

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demon_rum July 20 2011, 17:16:25 UTC

forgot to mention: please do not die of the black plague or some such. The world needs more fuzzies.

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demon_rum July 20 2011, 17:18:12 UTC

thank you! weirdest and most fun thing I've written to date :D