Secondo Furto [Azione]

[demon_of_paris]

[Hello Mayfield! If you happen to be out on the streets today, you might run into a pretty white-haired woman in a distressingly generic dress trying to carry an armfull of groceries and not doing a very good job of it! Feel free to walk up and say hi, and even if you don't want to it's entirely possible she may just literally bump into you and

Comments

[glockblock]

[Staring at you from the front porch with a shotgun in hand. Don't step in the minefield.]

[demon_of_paris]

[You get a brief glance out from the corner of her eye before she abruptly drops her groceries and throws her hands up]

D-don't shoot! I'll give you anything you want!

[glockblock]

There is no need to worry, Miss.

[demon_of_paris]

B-but you have a gun! A-and your face is so scary...

[Oh god is going to start crying]

[ericaceanun]

*Bump into me and drop groceries not if I DO IT FIRST.

By which I mean Erica is running at you chasing some runaway oranges.*

Someone stop them!

[demon_of_paris]

[why]

E-Erica?

[Oh good, she's noticed the oranges! Now she's shifting the groceries around to one arm and stopping an orange with her hand and another with her foot. This was much easier to do with her spiritual power.]

[ericaceanun]

Ah, thank you!

...

*Well for oranges to roll so far this must be downhill.

And you know what that means.*

S-someone stop me, too!

[demon_of_paris]

No! Nonono Erica, stop! I can't catch you I don't have anything free do not run into me!

[God why couldn't I have been born with three arms to get more stealing done]

[arturia_pen]

[Saber happens to be strolling about...not so horribly embarrassed by her choice of dress anymore.]

Do you...need assistance, milady?

[demon_of_paris]

[target sighted]

A-ah, yes, if it's not too much trouble. I seem to have gotten more than I can carry...

[arturia_pen]

[Good thing Saber has no pockets to pick in that ridiculous sun dress of hers. She also happens to be carrying her lead pipe...as she always seems to be. Before she takes ahold of any of the groceries, Saber introduces herself.]

I am Arturia Pendragon, it is my pleasure to assist you, milady. [She then grabs most of what the woman was carrying with seemingly minimal effort.]

Lead the way, madame.

[demon_of_paris]

[Lobelia is pretty fake impressed! And maybe even a little real impressed deep down.]

S-so strong! A-ah right, the way home...

[She starts walking, not intending to head back to her own house but just one that looks like a good place to stop.]

Thank you so much for this, Miss Pendragon.

[magique_bonbon]

[... whatever Coquelicot expected to see after rounding the street corner, "Lobelia having problems carrying GROCERIES" was definitely not one of them.]

[This is probably why Coquelicot just stares when Lobelia comes into view. Normally, she'd find this highly suspicious, but... MAYFIELD.]

L-Lobelia!? Are you okay? You didn't catch a fever or anything, did you?

[demon_of_paris]

[She keeps the act up until she's close enough to Coquelicot to mutter under her breath to the little girl]

I am fine I'm very busy we'll talk later scram

[magique_bonbon]

[Well okay that lays her fears to rest but raises more questions than it answers.]

... busy? Busy doing what? Are those groceries really that heavy?

[demon_of_paris]

[asdfghj TAKE A HINT]

No. I'm fine. Everything is fine. Go...do little girl stuff I don't care just leave me to my work!

[bustydefense]

[This girl is not a housewife, obviously]

[demon_of_paris]

[Aaand down she goes, groceries all over the place.]

[bustydefense]

[And here's Mia, righting bags and setting things back]