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[demon_hall]

Nick liked my presents...

*sated little smile*

I like surprising him. His reactions amuse me and then usually end up with me flat on my back underneath him or on my hands and knees or pressed up against a wall or...

*pause*

I think I need to go surprise Nick again.

*G*

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[demonjolie]

Oh no you don't pretty boy!

*smirks and grabs you by your hair*

We need to go shopping!

[demonjolie]

*waves her hand*

You can buy me a new lipstick if you're sorry.

*smirks and causes another accident as she swerves across the road and onto the exit ramp*

[demon_hall]

Sure.

*looks back at the last accident*

So why are you causing so many accidents? Any particular reason?

[demonjolie]

Oh, am I?

*looks in the rearview mirror, realizes the rear view mirror is gone*

Ooops.

[demon_hall]

*rolls his eyes*

I think there's a mall over this way.

*points to the left*

[demonjolie]

Oh that's right!

*runs over the median strip, almost causes another accident and busts down one of the parking rods in the parking lot*

Oops.

[demon_hall]

*looks over at you*

How the fuck often do you drive?

*gets out of the car once it's parked*

[demonjolie]

Oh, like every day.

*steps out of the car and sets the alarm*

Why? You don't think I'm a bad driver do you?

[demon_hall]

*stares at you*

I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.

*heads toward the entrance of the mall, sighing quietly*

[demonjolie]

*clicks my tongue*

Wait up!

*tries to run in heels*

[demon_hall]

*waits*

*turns to watch you*

*laughs as you try to run in heels*

[demonjolie]

*finally manages to catch up with you and smacks your shoulder*

Don't laugh at me!

*readjusts my breasts, flips my hair and purses my lips*

I'm ready to go inside now.

[demon_hall]

*laughs more and then leads you inside*

Women.

*rolls his eyes and looks around the mall*

So where shall we go?

[demonjolie]

Oh shush, I'm sure you adjust your package when Nick is coming home.

*struts around the mall and starts pulling you towards the lingerie store*

[demon_hall]

*thinks briefly*

No, I tend to adjust my stockings.

*grins at you*

[demonjolie]

Still, you adjust something.

*sticks my tongue out at you*