Comments | demoerin: I am literally crying with laughter

demoerin

I am literally crying with laughter

Jan 18, 2011 20:36

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1268918.html

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HAHAHAHAHAH thelovemafia January 19 2011, 06:38:19 UTC

MY FAVOURITE PARTS OF THE GLEE WANK ARE IN THE COMMENTS, NAMELY:

1. Name1/Name2.

When did this become unacceptable? I don't even YOU KIDS GET OFFA MY LAWN

2. There is only one way to solve this problem.

Children, it is time for a rousing musical number.

3. Guys, guys. Clearly the only acceptable name for the pairing of these two fine young gentlemen whoever they are is Skum.

My favourites are #2 and #3.

it was an e-mail about a sex scene in a manuscript
Your work life sounds very exciting. *waits with bated breath for update*

Re: HAHAHAHAHAH demoerin January 19 2011, 19:47:14 UTC

I love #2. These are also absolutely golden:

- "Skurt" is appalling. "Kum" has the quiet dignity you need in a pairing name.

- The sex was so good that Klaine had to Kum, and Skurted all over. "Hevans," he said, "I just Kam."

/dying

Naw, the work life isn't that exciting. The editor e-mailed me back some time after I sent my rather inappropriate mail, and hers was hyper polite and avoided all mentions of the sex scenes. It just slowly, slowly dawned on me yesterday what a ridiculous thing that was to write! DUH.

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demoerin January 23 2011, 10:04:59 UTC

That quote sums up perfectly what makes the whole wank so absurd. Why are they up in arms about wanting to be called "Kum"? And smushnames are fun. Harry Potter also made these long ship names that were fun - Neville/Luna was called The Government Stole My Toad, which is clearly a sign of genius.

It was the "hole-in-one" line. XD And I'm not brilliant, I'm just wildly inappropriate sometimes. *hides face in shame*